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We all know that dealing with the opposite sex can be treacherous! Not only are relationships a veritable battlefield of sticky situations, where any misstep could spell disaster, but even the little things that we take for granted sometimes turn out to be completely false! From the very beginning—the puck drop of any relationship—one must constantly be on their toes, lest these wily women deceive us in one or more of a million different ways. Here are a few examples to help you narrow down the clues!

1. What Is This Sorcery?

You should strive to always take them near water in the beginning, both to ensure that they’re not wearing ALL the make up, and also to prove once and for all that they are not witches.

1. What Is This Sorcery?
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2. Funhouse Funbags

Always thoroughly inspect the photos they send, fellas—don’t get distracted and let your mind wander!

2. Funhouse Funbags
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3. The Old “Flattering Angle” Trick, Eh!

Always demand photos from a variety of angles and in different lighting, lest they be using some kind of advanced photography skills to manipulate you into thinking that they’re actually attractive!

4. A Wild Snorlax Appeared!

Yet another example of a man who let things go to far without getting to the bottom of who he was dealing with! At least you can survive Facetime, unlike…

4. A Wild Snorlax Appeared!
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5. Rest In Peace Brother

If you fail to adhere to these simple tenants, you may wind up like our man here, dreams and pelvis crushed by his own cavalier bravado!

5. Rest In Peace Brother
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6. Seriously Though, Stop!

This is the reason that “I’ll be ready in five minutes” is always an enormous damned lie!

7. 6 A.M. Vs. 6 P.M.

Just kidding, no woman has ever been ready by 6PM! I’m bringing my Super Soaker on dates from now on.

7. 6 A.M. Vs. 6 P.M.
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8. Burn The Witch!

How dare she lie to us about the size of her sweater puppets! No man has ever, once, EVER, lied about the size of anything! EVER!

8. Burn The Witch!
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9. Not Crazy, Passionate!

Some might hold it back longer than others, but they’re all crazy in the end!

10. But I Thought Only Men Fart?

This is actually what tells you you’re already in it deep! If shes letting ’em rip in front of you, you might as well start ring shopping!

10. But I Thought Only Men Fart?
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11. Babe, Send Pics!

Those sexy selfies are bound to end at some point, frankly. If you make it all the way to marriage, you’re lucky!

11. Babe, Send Pics!
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12. Just Think Of It As Pre-Pre-Pregnancy Weight

Relationship gut is a thing, fellas—and it’ll get ya!

12. Just Think Of It As Pre-Pre-Pregnancy Weight
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13. When Your Fantasy Dies

The big problem with fantasizing about ‘gamer chicks’ or ‘sports chicks’ is that you’re always going to hype it up way too much in your head. Like Jurassic World, look how that turned out!

13. When Your Fantasy Dies
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14. I Just Like The Faces She Makes While She’s Sleeping!

You’re the only one bro! Must be love.

14. I Just Like The Faces She Makes While She's Sleeping!
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15. Sleeping Beauty My Ass

This is only acceptable on Sunday!

15. Sleeping Beauty My Ass
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16. All Of A Sudden, The Couch Doesn’t Seem So Bad!

Don’t argue, just buy a bigger bed and a really comfy couch, you won’t win this one!

16. All Of A Sudden, The Couch Doesn't Seem So Bad!
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