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When in doubt, lick the crap out of it.
“Tastes like magic!”

“I’m on to you raindrop…”

“I can haz outside?”

“So thirstyyyy…”

“I know, I know…my face is gonna get stuck that way…”

“Seriously you guys, windows are the next craft beer.”

“Hullo…”

“See first I breathe on it all heavy…”

“I thought maybe it would taste like carrots. It doesn’t.”

“Just call me McShteamy…”

“Your resting bitch face ain’t got nuthin’ on this…”

“They say the glass adds 10 pounds…”

“We’re licking our way through, even if it takes all night!”

“Oh, is this thing not tongue activated?”

“And I–eee–eyeee will always love youuuuu!!!”

“I seem to be out of bubble gum…”

 

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