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17 Drunken Ideas That Failed Spectacularly

We’re all geniuses when we’re a little intoxicated. Some of my best ideas have come when I’m two beers deep, and at that point I’ll share those ideas with anyone who will listen. While some ideas are sure to be a success, they can still end in failure if they aren’t executed properly. Here’s to all those out there who tried their best to make their drunk ideas work out, but ultimately fell flat on their face in the end.

1. Pizza’s always a good idea

But sometimes it’s best just to order it instead of trusting in your ability to stay awake.

2. Of course, even ordering a pizza can go wrong

Clearly, there were no mathematicians on hand to solve this problem.

2. Of course, even ordering a pizza can go wrong

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3. Isn’t this how evolution started?

Gotta give them bonus points for the total lack of blood that was spilled.

3. Isn't this how evolution started?

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4. At least he got the beer through the door

The rest of him? Not so much.

4. At least he got the beer through the door

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5. There seems to be a connection between drinking and pizza

Not gonna lie, that looks pretty delicious.

5. There seems to be a connection between drinking and pizza

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6. Shopping can go one of two ways

The important thing is to be prideful in your purchases.

6. Shopping can go one of two ways

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7. Who doesn’t like grilled cheeses?

I’m not a fan of Goldfishes or Cheese Strings, but I’d still probably take a bite of it.

8. Clearly, he was dreaming about food

I wouldn’t even be mad. That’s amazing.

8. Clearly, he was dreaming about food

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9. Kool-Aid Man in training

You know he screamed “Oh Yeah!!!” before falling to the ground.

9. Kool-Aid Man in training

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10. Acting out on a plane rarely works

This is why we can’t have nice things

10. Acting out on a plane rarely works

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11. I mean, it’s not like I wouldn’t try this too

Even sober, that looks like tons of fun.

12. Never go to sleep without a pillow

Again, pizza proves to be the most resourceful thing you’ll ever need.

12. Never go to sleep without a pillow

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13. We get it! Drunk people want their food

Which is why every fast food joint stays open late.

13. We get it! Drunk people want their food

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14. This definitely seemed like a good idea

But just based on the look of it, I’ll pass.

14. This definitely seemed like a good idea

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15. Travel efficiently

But remember, not all shortcuts are the best cuts.

16. Don’t email your prof from the bar

Even when it works out, it doesn’t work.

16. Don't email your prof from the bar

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17. When all else fails, try a magic trick

It’s more amazing the drunker everyone gets.

Main Image via: reddit / carlodelpizzo

 

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