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THE 17 MOST HILARIOUS RECEIPTS YOU’LL EVER GET TO SEE

Usually when the check comes, that’s the worst part of the evening. But in the case of these hilarious receipts, some people tend to make the bill the best part of their day. That, or they take the time to share incredibly honest “tips” about the poor service. Enjoy these hilarious receipts, because they’re the funniest ones you’re ever going to see. EVER!

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Sounds like someone got the fun-sized bar.

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Paid with lovin in Mesa, Arizona? Can only imagine what that looked like.

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That is NOT what she said, Mark!

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Can never pass up a chance to give people a little Mitch Hedberg quote.

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When it comes to Steak ‘n Shake customers, you’re going to have to be more specific than that.

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It’s never funny to propose a threesome, unless, of course, it’s at an Olive Garden.

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Chocolate Thunder. Now that’s the kind of waitress I want serving me! Tendered and paid for!

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He literally gave his two cents.

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No whore juice for me, thank you. I’ve got plenty.

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Not just a fuck, but a royal fuck. And three of them.

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Where are people going to buy cream pies and Batman sperm?

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What’s more screwed up, the butter cheese or the ninjas in the parking lot?

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Talk about a party. Sign me up!

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This wouldn’t be funny, except for the fact they made it into a hashtag.

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She’s got you there, you sonuvabitch.

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Yeah, eff that guy!

And finally, here is a bonus story about an Uber ride that resulted in a receipt you would definitely not find funny…if it was yours.

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Oh, like you never passed out in a stranger’s car and woke up in Mississippi!

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