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 The Free The Nipple campaign is working hard to fight body shaming and show there’s nothing worse about a woman’s nipple than any of the following. Remember, when in doubt, err on the side of areola.
HERE’S WHAT IS STILL ACCEPTABLE:

Men’s nipples.

It all depends on what other genitals the nips are paired with.

Muppet nipples.

You should see the 13 she’s not showing.

Inside nipples.

These are the most natural looking fakes yet.

Renaissance nipples.

Areola, Areola, wherefore art thou, areola?

Nipple-colored nipple pasties.

They’re just like the real thing, but worse!

Nipple drawings.

Popular since the dawn of middle school.

Laser nipples.

Maybe they’d let nipples on Instagram if they were used to correct people’s vision.

McNipples.

Golden arch your back.

Bird-flipped nips.

Cage free bird nips for all.

Nip-bulbs.

Headlights. High-beams. Nip-bulbs. Let’s shed some light on this issue.

Nipple-plicity.

Step right up! Find the real nipples, win a prize!

Mushroom nipples.

Sure, a fungus can show nip but not a woman. Typical.

Zuckerboobs.

When Zuckerberg was in Egypt land, let my nipples go!

Children’s nipples.

Maybe Subway can do some cross promotion.

Coffee nipples.

More milk = more foam.

Dog breasts.

This is how you know we are living in a patri-bark-al society.

And finally, women’s nipples on men.

Miley and Chrissy! You did it. All you need to free your nipples is put them on men!

 

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