17 Perfect Cards Against Humanity Answers Made Possible Thanks To Alcohol

17 Perfect Cards Against Humanity Answers Made Possible Thanks To Alcohol

If you haven’t played this game yet, what are you waiting for?! Bringing terrible people together for years now, Cards Against Humanity is definitely one of my favorite games (I’m probably their target market). I still can’t bring myself to break it out during family game night, mainly because I don’t want my grandma to know how incredibly funny I think I am. Either way, no matter how funny I THINK I am, the game always gets better with alcohol! People start to loosen up and try new things, and that’s when it gets hilarious!

2. That seems counter-productive

Li’l Sebastian would be honored

3. I guess your true love has other plans that day

But when your true love is also pizza, this is far from depressing

4. It almost always turns political

Donald Trump better be on the lookout!

5. Wordplay at its finest

Finally, all those years of English Lit came to good use!

6. Pray for Yeezus

I smell another hit album!

7. The creative process revealed

So that’s how they came up with the comic book series!

8. Probably how it started too

This got super awkward thanks to dad’s third wife asking questions

9. Perfect use of the blank card

Don’t act like you didn’t sing that one out

10. Make that two for two

This is much better than coming up with your own ideas

11. But what about the album art?

It’s going to be straight fire

12. A good con man at work

And after all that, he’ll have to destroy these cards

13. At least he went out doing what he loved

And probably saved a bit on makeup for the funeral

14. Best. Pickup. Line. EVER

But you better deliver on the PowerPoint. OR ELSE!

15. They said it comes with two toppings

I wonder if the pizza came in under 30 minutes?

16. That’s one way to pass the time

Don’t be surprised if you get a few sympathetic looks along with laughs

17. When you realize you’ve played too much

It’s probably time to hit the bar

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