17 Pumpkin Spice Products That Never Needed To Exist

1. On the plus side, there’s tequila.

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2. Thank god they’re organic! Must mean it’s normal to put pumpkin in sausage.

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3. What even is pumpkin spice litter?

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4. No. Just no. Not even dessert pizza.

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5. For anyone hooking up with a basic white girl.

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6. This is just wrong.

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7. For when your gf want to be fresh and seasonal.

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8. So is it a latte or a bath package?

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9. Not the dog! Take the girl, but leave the dog!

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10. Ew.

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11. When you come home with this, you have a problem. A serious problem.

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12. Mmm, refreshing.

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13. What is with the pumpkin pet products?

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14. Pumpkin spice gas probably doesn’t taste much better than the normal kind.

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15. For when you want to get white girl wasted.

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16. Nobody asked for this.

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17. And it only costs twice as much!

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