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1. Ever wondered where a horse gets its tail?

Ever wondered where a horse gets its tail?

The more you know.

2. Is it a fledgling? Is it a jet? No, it’s Specialman!

Is it a fledgling? Is it a jet? No, it's Specialman!

3. This ‘Teletubby’ telephone has seen some serious shit.

This 'Teletubby' telephone has seen some serious shit.

4. “My friends call me Robert. You call me… Robert too, I guess.”

5. Yep. Doesn’t look like a penis at all.

Yep. Doesn't look like a penis at all.

6. Harry Potter and the one pink hand.

Harry Potter and the one pink hand.

7. Because the name Woody wasn’t suggestive enough.

Because the name Woody wasn't suggestive enough.

8. Iceberg-bot sold separately.

Iceberg-bot sold separately.

9. Repeat: This is not a dildo.

Repeat: This is not a dildo.

10. A throwback to the good ol’ days when toys looked like they legitimately wanted to murder you in your sleep.

A throwback to the good ol' days when toys looked like they legitimately wanted to murder you in your sleep.

11. Because who doesn’t want to role play airport security?

Because who doesn't want to role play airport security?

12. I saw the face of god and it was weeping.

I saw the face of god and it was weeping.

13. Just put your lips together and blow.

Just put your lips together and blow.

14. ‘Jolly’.

'Jolly'.

15. Re-live the teeth-pulling fun of the dentist with this drill ‘n fill Play-Doh set.

Re-live the teeth-pulling fun of the dentist with this drill 'n fill Play-Doh set.

16. “Please kill me.”

"Please kill me."

17. And finally, Russian roulette. FOR KIDS.

And finally, Russian roulette. FOR KIDS.

17 Toys Designed By People Who Must Hate Children

 

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