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As it turns out, there are some real sickos out there on the internet. I know! I was shocked too! Some people are so disturbed and perverse that they find horrific double entendres and gross puns in even the most harmless of things. Take candy for example. Sweet, innocent candy. No one in their right mind could ever have a dirty thought about candy, right? WRONG! There are some humans so debased online that their gutter minds end up taking tasty candy and turning it into innuendo. So to put a stop to that nonsense once and for all, here is a list of perfectly normal candies. If you find having any type of double meaning or funny sexual connotation, I implore you — find a doctor because you are SICK! (THE BEST KIND OF SICK)

 

bad candy plopp
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bad candy bum
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bad candy fart
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bad candy old
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bad candy cream
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bad candy log
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bad candy ayds
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bad candy dickmann
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bad candy juicy
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bad candy willy
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bad candy dasses
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bad candy nuts
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bad candy dreams
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bad candy milk
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bad candy kiss
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bad candy coming
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bad candy big
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bad candy oozers
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Are there any other tasty treats you love to suck on with no secondary meanings?

18 Candy Names That Are Totally Inappropriate (And Funny)

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