18 People Reveal Their Pet Peeves During Intimacy

1 you can keep your socks on
2 you asked me to give you head
3 butthole surprise coming up
4 i’ll wait till yoi’re asleep, just like your daddy
5 dont worry, i dont care
6 can i say your sister’s name instead?
7 look in the mirror
8 all i want to know is your age
9 this is how bukkake was invented
10 said no woman ever
11 but your butt was bleeding
12 i can sing Rawhide
13 you have a thing for bad feet?
14 but you sound like a donkey getting fisted by michael jordan
15 do you want one?
16 you told me to surprise you
17 but they keep sliding off your chest
18 Goooooooooal!

FML. Always too big to fit.