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18 Reasons People Turned Down Sex With Someone They REALLY Wanted To Bang

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“Friend’s wife… she was very beautiful and would come onto me pretty much any time we were drunk and alone together. I’m not interested in being that type of backstabbing scum. They’re divorced now, which is good for him.”

tinyhorsesinmytea

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“He spent over an hour trying to convince me he didn’t need to use a condom. He complained about it so much that I didn’t trust him not to take it off when I was in a position not to notice. So I told him the night was cancelled, dropped him off at his hotel (old friend driving through town), and haven’t talked to him since.”

RedShirtDecoy

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“I was married, the person that offered is the most beautiful person I’ve ever set eyes upon, the worst part was my marriage broke down 3 months later.”

goldenpie25

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“She was literally one of the most gorgeous women I have ever laid my eyes on. She came on to me constantly at work and when my girlfriend would invite her over she would come to the bedroom where I was sleeping to “charge her phone”.

“I cant, I don’t cheat” I’m still kicking myself in the ass for saying those words. My girlfriend at the time seemed to have no problem fucking around and even gave me chlamydia.”

Pm_me_thing_damnit

3


“I had just taken a sleeping pill and had to be up early for work the next day. A girl I was dating called me and said she was around the corner and wanted to stop by for some fun. I told her no I was getting ready for bed. She persisted and said her hair was in pigtails (as if that would change my mind). I was practically shouting over the phone “NO DO NOT COME OVER. I HAVE TAKEN MY SLEEPING PILL, GOODNIGHT”

So she shows up 5 minutes later looking very cute but the sheer principle of her not taking no for an answer pissed me off. I turned down a cute 20-year old girl standing in my kitchen insisting I take her in the bedroom and fuck her. I gave her a kiss and shoved her out the door.”

MisterMarbles1988

4


“Bad breath, I think she had a dead tooth or something. A shame.”

AceValentine

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“Made a throwaway because I feel awful telling this story. I had a chance to hook up with the (IMO) most beautiful girl from my high school around five years after we graduated. Came back for a mutual friend’s wedding and ended up being in the same hotel. She came over after the wedding was over and as we were getting naked I noticed something was wrong with her… lady parts. I’ve been with women with large/hanging labias and things of that nature, but it was like nothing I’d ever (and still haven’t) seen. I still feel like a garbage person for being so shallow, but I just couldn’t.”

Throwaway

5


“Her mom came into the room like every 5 minutes.”

Skykresss

6


“She was baby crazy. Like flat out stating “I want to use you for your sperm and condoms are not an option.” style. I was twenty, and absolutely not looking to be a father, so I declined. So she went and fucked a random guy at a New Years Eve party.”

Cuchullion

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“She was a virgin. I don’t mean that I wouldn’t have sex with a virgin but beforehand she talked about as if she had sex before and was comfortable with it and when we got hot and heavy and I put the condom on she told me she was a virgin. I felt that if it was going to be her first time we should know each other a bit better.

She was someone who had never had oral or used a vibrator or other sex toys so I bought a cheap one for her and explored her body. We did end up having sex after that and she seemed to enjoy it as she then started nagging me a bunch for more sex. I’ll be honest I couldn’t really keep up with her sex drive.”

aegroti

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“The classic take a girl home from a bar without protection. She popped birth control in front of me and said let’s do it anyway. I remembered a wise reddit post once saying the girls that offer with no protection are the last girls you want to use no protection with. So I ubered home and smoked a bowl and made a hot pocket instead.”

Missouri_guy

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“He uttered the line ‘i’ll be honest, I’m not attracted to you, but I’ll fuck you anyway’…. Instantly out.”

Shadow-Kat-94

9


“Same girl, 2 times. First time we were 19. I had just buried my father that day and was drinking myself into a coma. She kissed me and after a while go back to my room. I was too drunk to go through with it. For whatever reasons nothing went forward from that day. Skips a year or 2 into the future and we’re both at a bar drinking. We go back to my place and we’re making out. I step away to use the restroom before we start. 2min later I come back and she’s already asleep in my bed topless. I get her woken up enough to put her bra back on, and then tuck her in for the evening. Again, we go dark after that for a few years.

Welp, 5 years ago she’s now separated from her abusive ex-husband and living in the next state over. She comes to town for a week to watch her parents house while they go on vacation. Our old gang gets back together for an evening and the 2 of us are hitting it off once again. Except now we’re both more mature and stay sober enough to actually go through with it. We now have 2 daughters and I can’t Imagine a day without the 3 of them.”

MikePyp

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“We were getting hot and heavy on my couch, and as I was taking off her top getting ready to have sex with her she mentioned how she couldn’t wait to introduce me to her kids. I shrugged it off(I knew she was a single Mom). But, every time after that…she’d talk dirty, say something sexy, then she had to mention how I’d get along with her son. Or, she said that I could talk comic books with the boy when I came over. Yup. That killed my lust drive.”

ImNotYourGuyPal

11


“He wouldn’t stop with the lamest most cringy pickup lines ever. I was already in his apt ready to bone, but he just would not quit, and my ladyboner died.”

AeliaFaustina

12


“He called me his own name during foreplay.”

rigel899

13


“A girl told me “You smell like my dad.” My penis told me Nope.”

le_dandy

14


“His dick looked like it was dipped in cream cheese.”

Fluentount

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“She asked me if I had ever done crack… Then proceeded to tell me how great crack was.”

Fanfiction_Addiction

15


“She’d just broken up with her boyfriend (my friend at the time). She made her intentions well known when she invited me over to her house in front of everyone. I was a virgin at the time and would have loved to but I couldn’t do that to a friend.”

legendofbaggervance

16


“Her moan. HER. SCREECHING. MOAN. I couldn’t even get through 3 minutes of foreplay because it sounded like I was burning a small woodland creature alive.”

Throwaway

17


“I discovered she fucked a person I despise with my whole body, instant turn off.”

JebediahKerman3999

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“Girl was beautiful but very depressed. She just wanted to feel something different and there was lots of crying. I was drunk at the time and still don’t know how I was able to say no. A couple of months later we were both in different places in life. I was newly single she was a lot happier and we did hook up. Honestly, I may have been depressed by that time(ugly breakup), but c’est la vie, right?”

brightJERK

18


“I had to go to the zoo.”

ficklefire

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“Had a friend/coworker come on to me at her apartment. One day she texts me asking to come over to hang out, which I’d done before and mainly consisted of playing some Mario kart 64 or watching TV. When I get there she answers the door in just her panties and a shirt which totally caught me off guard. While we were watching tv she says her and her boyfriend were in a rough patch of not having sex and she wasn’t too happy with that.

She then asks if I can help end that problem for her and starts to rub herself through her panties while staring right at me. I start to freak because as much as I’d wanted to, I had a girlfriend. I tell her I can’t and it wouldn’t be right to both of our S/O’s, even though deep down I wanted to. We proceeded to watch tv for about 10 awkward minutes before I told her I had to leave. Drove home with the bluest of balls that night.”

MasterPoonJab

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