Take one, it’s fine! He’ll bearly notice you…
“It’s sssssoft… I promissssse…”

Either that’s sandpaper, or it’s the most authentic sandpaper looking toilet paper ever

This is just heartbreaking… how am I supposed to wipe now?

I’d love to make some origami, but I have more… pressing matters to attend to

Ewwww!

I hope it’s not sticky…

The Facebook like button has gone too far!

This toilet paper is highly advisable to pass the time… oh, and try eating some prunes too

I think I have a better use for your ‘general policy’

Would have been nice if Vader offered his son some tissues after breaking the big news

For those heavy times…

What have I done…

If running out of toilet paper wasn’t enough, you have Nelson here adding insult to injury

Say cheese!

A good way to remind your guests where it comes from

The one color paint by the numbers

Everyone has a plan B… and that’s using the cardboard *shudders*

I hope this comes with a sound effect, that would be funny… for a while
