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19 Most Interesting NSFW Facts You Need To Know

Knowledge! The more you know the better right?

1. If you get someone to lightly stroke/poke your inner thigh, your testicles will ascend due to the cremasteric reflex.

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2. Cum isn’t water soluble. Also, tampons are the #1 cause of sewer backups. #2 is tree roots.

3. The world record for longest cumshot is 18ft. I did some research and the same gentleman also holds the record for greatest height 12’4″/ 3.78m) and highest speed (42mph/67.6kph).

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4. When Henry VIII wanted to bang his wife, he was followed by a procession of 30-40 people (all important people had separate living areas) and it took 2+ hours for the bed to be prepared for the royal copulation.

5. When snails have sex they simultaneously penetrates each other’s vaginas (snails have dicks and vaginas) while stabbing each other with mucus darts

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6. If you slap a nipple, it will get hard within seven seconds. Works on males and females.

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7. The average blue whale penis is 13-15ft long.

8. One male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate all the women on the planet

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9. The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any animal.

10. the “seam” on your nutsack is where your vagina mended together when you were developing in the womb

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11. A guy can cum at 25 mph.

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12. Kangaroos have not one, not two, but three vaginas

13. Cold water is much more effective at cleaning up semen than warm water, which just makes it more sticky.

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14. everyone’s anus wrinkles are as unique as their fingerprint wrinkles

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15. The left testicle hangs lower than the right on most men. If the right is lower, he’s probably left handed.

16. The vagina and the eyes are the only two self cleaning organs in the body.

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17. In the tip of your dick there is a little ridge that allows urine to pass in a uniform stream rather than a spray. Simply put, dicks are rifled.

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18. They censor Asian porn, but I can see Goku’s penis in Dragon Ball.

19. I am very late with this but: the average human erection has enough blood to fill three gerbils.

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