1. The tit is an elusive and generally unknown creature. The more you know, the higher your knowledge xp becomes.
2. Well, her bottom is up, so it counts.
3. I shit you not!
via Twitter / @lanadelc***
4. Well, her face is probably going up. Up on some hit lists.
5. “I know I’m going 70mph and all but I really need to take a picture of this apple.” This one is going up, up to heaven. Probably.
6. IQ going up. For this person’s sake, I freaking hope so.
7. “Every time I’m in the streets I hear YAWK, YAWK, YAWK.” Shit, who knew Kendrick meant construction work?
8. If we were all once white, we’ve already moved up. #StopWhitePeople
9. The Texas Cubs probably will move up in their league, so they’re not wrong.
10. Well, let’s hope she at least went up “boo” wise, because he lyin’. And you’re supporting it!
11. We don’t want you to be safe now, only at 10 because we need our ratings to go up. This was our solution.
12. And it was in fact methamphetamine. The high would have taken you up, but now you’re only up on charges.
13. No one is going up after this. In fact, I’m finding myself at the bottom of a deep, dark tunnel.
14. Porn stars. eh? Something is going up 😉
16. And thanks to you, America, he’s going up in the polls. God bless America.
via Twitter / @realDonaldTrump
17. Nintendo does sound a lot like Microsoft.
18. And you know what yeast does right? Rises up, up, up!
19. We all are, we all are. Brighten UP, though.
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