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The greatest goal in life is to move up. Am I right, or am I right? Always grasping at that upward movement into fortune, fame, and glitz and glam. Because money is good. Unless you’re all about that internal success, then that too, I guess. These people have nowhere to go but up because oh boy did their words and actions get them down, down, down. If anything, I think you’ll find your spirit up because you’re not this bad at life. Or maybe you’re number five, sorry dude. Is it a Tuesday? ‘Cause we’re going up, folks. UP!

1. The tit is an elusive and generally unknown creature. The more you know, the higher your knowledge xp becomes.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/x817

2. Well, her bottom is up, so it counts.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/hugehotwaterheater

3. I shit you not!

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via Twitter / @lanadelc***

4. Well, her face is probably going up. Up on some hit lists.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here via reddit/u/mrbaoss

5. “I know I’m going 70mph and all but I really need to take a picture of this apple.” This one is going up, up to heaven. Probably.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/SquirrelGang

6. IQ going up. For this person’s sake, I freaking hope so.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/xxXEliteXxx

7. “Every time I’m in the streets I hear YAWK, YAWK, YAWK.” Shit, who knew Kendrick meant construction work?

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/whitemike40

8. If we were all once white, we’ve already moved up. #StopWhitePeople

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here via reddit/u/jpc91jpc

9. The Texas Cubs probably will move up in their league, so they’re not wrong.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here via reddit/u/propofolman

10. Well, let’s hope she at least went up “boo” wise, because he lyin’. And you’re supporting it!

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/Mcdonkadonk

11. We don’t want you to be safe now, only at 10 because we need our ratings to go up. This was our solution.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/Reddits_Reckoning

12. And it was in fact methamphetamine. The high would have taken you up, but now you’re only up on charges.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here via reddit/u/KenBanner21

13. No one is going up after this. In fact, I’m finding myself at the bottom of a deep, dark tunnel.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/balla21

14. Porn stars. eh? Something is going up 😉

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/GallowBoob

15. Accurate.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/ksimps87

16. And thanks to you, America, he’s going up in the polls. God bless America.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here via Twitter / @realDonaldTrump

17. Nintendo does sound a lot like Microsoft.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/ArnieSchwarzene***

18. And you know what yeast does right? Rises up, up, up!

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/AizuchiKinoko

19. We all are, we all are. Brighten UP, though.

19 People Who Can Only Move Up From Here
via reddit/u/steampoweredsquirrel

 

 

 

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