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There are some phrases that can be both the greatest or worst thing you’ve ever heard, and “I’m pregnant” is definitely one of them. So with a gamble like that, it’s best to start off on a high note.

These are some great ways that men have turned into fathers.

 

 


“With all three of my pregnancies, my husband knew before I even opened my mouth. Each time, he walked in from work, stopped dead when he saw my face, and said, ‘No freaking way!’ Apparently, I have ‘resting baby face.’”

-mommyzombie

 

 


“I shoved the positive pregnancy test under the bathroom door while he was pooping.”

-Joice Onishea

 

 


“I told him the same day Drake’s ‘In My Feelings’ video came out. So we played the video and I danced around singing, ‘Baby, do you love me? You’re gonna be a daddy!’”

-karinar44f3b1a4c

(This is from a different Drake video, but I feel like it applies)

 

“I’d been vomiting, aching, and dehydrated for a few weeks and finally went to the hospital, where I found out I was pregnant. So I woke him up when I got home and said, ‘Guess what? IT’S NOT THE FLU.’

-Rachel Lee

 

 


“I was terrified that my boyfriend would leave me when I told him I was pregnant because we were in college and we weren’t that serious. But the second he saw my face, he knew something was wrong and just held me while I cried until I was ready to tell him. And when I finally said the words, ‘I’m pregnant’, he didn’t even falter. His hug just grew tighter, and then he said, ‘Okay. We’re going to do this. Together.’”

-elisabethd419ba7250

 

“After three years and three rounds of IVF, I took him bowling on a Sunday morning…and pulled off the best surprise ever.”

-bessg3

 

 


“To announce our rainbow pregnancy, I made my husband rainbow cupcakes and gave them to him with a note that said, ‘After every storm, there is a rainbow.’”

-danis4b1a100b6

 

 


“We had been having trouble conceiving and were preparing for another round of fertility treatments, when I took a pregnancy test as a failsafe. When I saw that the results were positive, I was so excited that I ran out of the bathroom and thrust the test — still dripping with pee — into my husband’s hand yelling, ‘WHAT DOES THIS SAY?!’ And then I recommended a copious hand-washing, of course.”

-jennifermccoyt

 

 


“She told me with chocolate cupcakes, and I HATE chocolate cupcakes. She kept urging me to eat one and I kept refusing — until finally, she screamed angrily, ‘EAT THE GODDAMNED CUPCAKE!’ It wasn’t until I finally took a bite that I realized there was blue frosting inside…and that we were having a baby.”

-therollster

 

 


“I put the positive pregnancy test in a FedEx box and left the ‘package’ at our front door. So when my husband came home, he brought the package inside, opened it, and voila´!”

-missmarieg19

 

 


“I put a pink paint sample and a blue paint sample on our table, and when my husband came home, I casually said, ‘There are some paint samples on the table. Can you look at them and tell me which one you like best?’ He replied, ‘For what?’ And I said, ‘The nursery, silly!’”

-alyssai416e9eccd

 

“I woke him up early and said, ‘It’s movie night. Do you want to watch Juno, What To Expect When You’re Expecting or Knocked Up?’”

-rachelfischerc

 

 


“I was in the bathroom frantically texting my best friend while waiting for the results, and after I took a picture of those two positive lines, I accidentally sent it to my husband instead of my bestie. I’ll never forget the look on his face when I walked out of the bathroom.”

-jbird2706

 

 


“My husband proposed to me in front of Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World, and that place has always been magical for us. So of course I took him there to surprise him with my two positive pregnancy tests and a Disney Darth Vader Trading Pin that said, ‘Number One Dad in the Galaxy!’”

-kaitlynb46ced6142

 

 


“After we opened up all of our gifts on Christmas Day, I set up a camera to take a picture. And right before the picture was taken, I blurted out, ‘Oh yeah, one more gift — I’m pregnant!’”

-hedingernicole

 

 


“We had booked a trip to Paris that was three weeks away, and I’d planned to tell him at the top of the Eiffel Tower. But I’m horrible at keeping secrets, so I just blurted it out two days later.”

-candycanegirl

 

 


“My husband found out I was pregnant with Baby #2 when a Facebook ad for a baby registry popped up on his News Feed. Apparently buying a pregnancy test and vitamins is enough for the Almighty Facebook Algorithm to target your spouse.”

-amandan422a7bb11

 

 


“I faked a letter from the IRS promising him a tax break in nine months. There were all kinds of hints in the letter — from the return address saying, ‘Reproductive Service’ to my signature at the bottom above the title ‘Operations Manager, Automated Child System.’ There was even a picture of two positive pregnancy tests. But he still didn’t get it, so I made him read it again.”

-sarahbethp3

 

 

“I made a mug that had baby feet stamped inside, so that he would see them as soon as he finished his coffee.”

-klahr

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