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You definitely stay late to work, and not because the Wi-Fi is so much better…

1. Lying every Monday morning when someone asks you, “How was your weekend?”

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

“Yeah good, I met up with some old friends.” = “I had break-up sex with my ex.”

2. Bringing in a healthy salad for lunch, and then going to buy a burger instead.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

You felt good about making the salad, but then your colleague suggested burgers and the salad stayed in your bag.

3. Taking a piece of birthday cake from someone whose name you don’t know.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY something something HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.”

4. Signing a card with no idea who or what it’s for.

Signing a card with no idea who or what it's for.

5. Using your work email to tell people some really scandalous gossip.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

Probably about someone at work.

6. And then being really panicky that you accidentally sent it to your boss.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

7. Confusing the “reply” and the “reply all” buttons.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

And now you’ve just told the whole office, “Please can I be informed if the away day involves a long coach journey so I can bring my travel sickness pills.”

8. Having days where it feels like you’ve done more procrastinating than actual work.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

9. When you stay late and you’re the last in the office, having a little dance just because you can.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

And maybe sitting at your boss’s desk just to try to get his point of view.

10. Having an office crush.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

And then probably getting over it three weeks later when they steal your yoghurt and make an awkward joke at the coffee machine.

11. Staying in the office five minutes later just because you didn’t want to share a lift with that co-worker you don’t know that well.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

12. Getting angry at a co-worker for something that you’ve definitely done yourself.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

“I can’t believe she didn’t put her mug in the dishwasher, how rude.” When last week you left it on the side because you were in a bit of a hurry.

13. Accidentally getting too drunk at after-work drinks.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

“I’ll just stay for one.” Yeah, right.

14. And then seriously regretting it the next day.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

15. Getting seriously mad at an inanimate object.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

The following pieces of equipment can go to hell: printers, copiers, projectors, lights that turn off when you sit still too long, plugs that keep falling out, and conference phones.

16. Secretly researching holidays when you should be working.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

Usually ones you can’t afford, when you have run out of annual leave.

17. Constantly either snacking or thinking about snacking.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

18. Going to a pointless meeting just to have a break from work.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

Or to get some snacks obviously.

19. Nearly overdosing on caffeine most days.

19 Things Every Office Worker Has Done, But Won't Admit To

For some unknown reason sitting still all day, staring at a screen is the most tiring job out there.

 

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