19 Things Only People Who Swear Too Much Will Understand

F*ck off.

1. Basically, you just LOVE curse words.

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Like, they are your SHIT.

2. They help you perfectly describe how you’re feeling at all times.

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It’s fucking amazing.

3. Sometimes you try to watch your language when you’re in the presence of minors, but it never seems to work out.

THEY’RE GONNA LEARN SOMEDAY.

4. Because of that, you’ve gotten really good at hiding your swearing when it really matters.

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HAHA I’m whispering it so it’s better.

5. You’re at a point now where you aren’t sure you even know how to speak without using curse words.

6. And quite frankly, you wouldn’t even want to anyway.

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What’s life without curse words?!?!

7. At any given time, it’s pretty much guaranteed that your thoughts are a stream of profanities.

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What the fucking fuck is this fuckery?

8. And sometimes, more often than not, you voice these thoughts aloud.

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Oh, shit, sorry!

9. A lot of times people will try to tell you to curse less. And then you try to tell them to curse more.

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It’s fun! Try it!

10. It just so happens that your favorite expressions of all time involve curse words.

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You wouldn’t have it any other way.

11. Occasionally you will think on a time in your life when you didn’t use curse words in every sentence.

What the fuck were you thinking?

12. And even when you aren’t cursing out loud, you use body language to get the point across.

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It’s goddamn amazing.

13. Most of your nightmares involve swear jars in some way.

You would go broke so fast.

14. And you basically always prefer to purchase products with curse words already on them.

It’s just so damn you.

15. Your love of curse words only amplifies when you’re drinking.

So fucking sue me.

16. People have told you countless times that your choice of vocabulary makes you less attractive and you’re just like, “I don’t fucking care.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17. You get incredibly uncomfortable when you’re around people who don’t swear.

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What the hell is wrong with them??

18. Even your autocorrect expects you to use curse words at this point.

19. And basically, you might be too much for some people, but you just don’t give a fuck.

I am who I am, bitches!

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7 replies on “19 Things Only People Who Swear Too Much Will Understand”

Yeah, about that, I use cunt a lot, great word. My niece makes a fortune out of me- thinks my swearing is hilarious as long as I don’t tell her mother she too says Cunt a lot. she’s seven.

Family wise – bugger, bloody, and sod,is the worst it gets – I dont use owt else, no need

That particular word must be a little more acceptable over on your side of the pond. I can’t fathom saying it here & would be shocked to hear it from an acquaintance, male or female.. I think I’d be unable to bring myself to use it even if I were over your way.. than again, maybe I’m a wuss.. I dunno LOL

Fuck this motherfucking post and the kardashin cunt scum in it.
Diarrhea slut, cunt bitch whore-mouth Chloe can cram this whole post up her retracted dick turned piss hole. Smelly smegma crotch creep shoulda just traded with Bruce.

At least that train wreck would’ve been bio-degradable.

(I love cussing! No filter here!
#because I can!!!)

hey FUCK this post.
Swearing has it’s place and it sure helps to make a point.
I have a few goto words… fuck comes to mind and asshole. The best part about swearing right now is that I can do it and not get filtered. HAHA fuck the IAB swear filter!

Oddly though- when I am REALLY about to go postal I say’Oh for heavens sake’ and the room empties.

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