1. 94 iPhones
You were going to sit 10 hours on a plane like that?!
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via CBS San Fransisco
2. Easter eggs made out of cocaine
They do look tasty…what do you think would happen if you ate one? Jk. Please don’t.
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via CNN
3. 75 live snakes
A woman tried to stuff them in her bra. Snakes on a Plane…part II! Get Samuel L. Jackson over here now!
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via IMDB
4. A tiger’s genitals
Why…just why…
5. A bag of dried up caterpillars
What were you planning on doing with those?
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via Telegraph
6. Chastity Belt
Why would you want to wear one of these!?
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via Miss CM
7. A bag of eels
EWWWIEEEE.
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via Traveller 24 News
8. Sex toys
It happens all the time! Airport officials can never be too certain that your vibrator isn’t an explosive device…well this is awwwkward.
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via busyboo
9. 200 tarantulas
Does bringing 200 venomous spiders on a plane seem logical to you? Check it out here!
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via Vintage Wings
10. Bejeweled Lipstick gun
Kiss kiss bang bang.
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via Click on Detroit
11. Double-edged sword inside an Eiffel tower souvenir
This one is genius!
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via Twitter/@TSAmedia_NicoM
12. .40 caliber firearm stuffed inside a Mickey Mouse toy
Apparently the father who was with his 4-year old son at the time didn’t know it was there…do you believe that?
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via CNN
13. A knife inside an enchilada
Is it weird that I just got hungry?
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via TSA Blog
14. Razor blades in a Scooby Doo card
Who was this card for and what did they do to you?
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via TSA
15. Bazooka gun
How did you think you were going to get away with this? Like actually?
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via Memolition
16. Freddy Kreuger claws
…WTF. If you don’t believe us, click here and see for yourself!
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via Telegraph
17. Creepy masks
That doesn’t raise any suspicions at all…
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via Telegraph/AFP/Getty Images
18. A stuffed armadillo
He’s clearly from the old West.
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via Telegraph/Australian Customs and Border Protection Service
19. Cow Dung Toothpaste
Step back 10 feet and don’t breathe on me!
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via Amusing Planet/Taryn Simon
20. Whatever this is?
Too bad that guy couldn’t have gotten his money back. This thing is hideous!
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via Instagram/@tsa
20 Outrageous Items You Won’t Believe Were Confiscated At Airport Security
#16 Someone needs to try again. Those are Wolverine Claws not Freddy Krueger-style claws.