…that’s blatantly untrue. I’m lazy and can’t be bothered to dress in anything else. But it’s a great way to avoid blending in with a pylon or a fire hydrant or a highlighter. Yes, a highlighter (see #14).
But whatever. Unfortunate mistakes happen to the best of us. It could be worse: you could actually be wearing camo in places that wouldn’t ever require camo to be worn. Like Target, or near elementary schools. At least you’re not THAT guy…or gal.
Anyway, there’s a funny cat camouflage GIF on page 5. I’ve surrendered myself to the reality that you’re here for cats, so I figure I may as well just give in. Hope y’all enjoy this article, my job depends on it.
1. I’d be irrationally worried that a crab would mistake my feet for sand and try to crawl in.
via reddit / gingerkitten6
2. His posture says he just realized that he matches the flowers.
via reddit / GentlemanMarionette
3. I hate these socks more than I hate ’90s carpet designers.
via Tacky Raccoons
4. HOLY CRAP! IT’S KEVIN SPACEY CAMOUFLAGED AS KEVIN SPACEY IN SPACE!
5. If Starbucks puts this carpet in their stores, all their female customers would look like they had no feet.
via reddit / dorothyborothy
6. If Vietnam happened in the living rooms of grandmothers across America, it’d have been a different war.
via Carrying the Gun
7. Okay, she matches the chair. Great. But is she wearing sand-colored military boots like she’s about to storm Fallujah?
via imgur / BlackPengu
8. The sand is where the crabs hide.
Alternatively: “OMG! It’s like the bathing suit was designed this way on purpose.”
via reddit / [deleted]
9. Everything about this picture — the couch, her fashion, his dirty socks — is gross.
via The Chive
10. “What look you want?””I’m going for urban camo.””Say no more, fam.”
Alternatively: This is an…interesting…take on urban camo.
via reddit / designgoddess
11. This is funny ’til an actual leopard is in your bed one day and messes your s*** up.
via The Sun
12. “Come see the incredibly low-budgeted Mel Gibson thriller,Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrected, this Easter.”
via Funniest Memes
13. She’s been to at least 13 Grateful Dead concerts.
via reddit / ohmytodd
14. I don’t need to highlight how unfortunate this coincidence is, do I?
via imgur / jackblk
15. Grandpa’s ‘Nam flashbacks went into full bloom when he spotted her hiding in the trees.
Alternatively: She’s in full bloom.
via imgur / robinlarski
16. Cross-dressing wedding dress winter camo. The Russians will never see it coming.
via reddit / ticktock44
17. I bet she posted this to her Facebook with a quote from a Disney movie or some crap.
via reddit / omcw
18. “First the grass makes me puke all over the house. Now, it harbors my enemies. The grass has betrayed me.”
via reddit / TazerSquid
19. “You’re going to have to trust me, it’s there.”
via reddit / MrHeisenburg
20. I wonder if her shirt is holding as many stains as those bus seats.
via imgur / ItStartedinNeanderValley
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