20 Posts For People Who Can’t Stop Being Petty AF

If you even remotely know me, you know I live for people being petty. Even when no one else thinks they’re being petty, I know they’re being petty, because I have Petty Vision™. Trust me. Here are some of the internet’s pettiest memes:

Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?

— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 26, 2017

Sorrynotsorry. ? @desi_me__rollin

A post shared by ACCEPTING THE NEXT 50! (@glassofpetty) on Dec 13, 2017 at 4:31am PST

If you bump into someone you havent seen in 7 years, every cell has been replaced and they're someone new entirely. You don't have to say hi

— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 3, 2014

Give the best gift to yourself ☠️?✋? #Icant #lmao #christmas #christmastree #presents #fire #fireplace #savage #pettyaf #holidayseason #holidayspirit #keepingitpetty #best #idea #tips #likeforlike

A post shared by Keeping It Petty (@keepingitpetty) on Dec 4, 2017 at 4:43pm PST

3 year I ago I got done by a red light camera, 3 points, £100 fine. Came home told my dad and honestly got about a 189 minute lecture eh. Well, well,well.. who did I just come home to find filling out his Red light violation ticket. Grab a cuppa Andy, we need to have a chat.

— Liam Wilson (@liamwilsonnn) November 29, 2017

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A post shared by OG Bobby Bostic (@ogboombostic_) on Sep 16, 2017 at 5:38am PDT

You know what….. my ex should've kept me blocked pic.twitter.com/FTPM3RQ476

— Des A (@lovvedess) November 29, 2017

Lmao petty

A post shared by Daquan Gesese (@daquan) on Nov 23, 2017 at 10:22am PST

my dog just chewed up a christmas ornament replica of my childhood dog that died 5 years ago and honestly that’s so petty I approve

— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) December 1, 2017

i’ll do a lot of things but admitting to my mom i’m cold when she told me to bring a jacket is not one of them

— zander (@finah) November 22, 2017

Yeah, no. I lied, he def does not have a "je ne sais quois" about him @mybestiesays

A post shared by Lola Tash and Nicole Argiris (@mytherapistsays) on Dec 4, 2017 at 1:06pm PST

yeah sex is cool but have you tried washing your dishes right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink???

— gay matter (@drumforge) November 17, 2017

@ladbible is hands down the best account on IG right now

A post shared by Tank.Sinatra (@tank.sinatra) on Nov 2, 2017 at 7:18pm PDT

Be careful what you wish for?

A post shared by Lola Tash and Nicole Argiris (@mytherapistsays) on Dec 1, 2017 at 4:29pm PST

Lmfao no my favorite is “looping in” someone’s manager after they fuck up

A post shared by Claudia Oshry Soffer (@girlwithnojob) on Nov 16, 2017 at 9:49am PST