20 Savage People Who Are Out For Blood –
The internet’s heart is a furnace that runs on savagery. Each time that someone on the planet fires out an unbelievably spicy burn to someone else on Twitter, the internet’s furnace heart lets out a roar of approval, letting everyone know that it has been appeased for the moment.
But, it’s not only the internet’s horrid heart which likes seeing people deliver a sick burn (and yes I cringed when I wrote sick burn, just move passed it), so does most of the planet. So, with that in mind, here are 17+ funny folks who are out for blood! Prepare for savage burns galore!
Reddit | -akhil51939-
I like the idea of the vandal keeping an eye out to see if he finally made it into one of the local papers, only to find this crushing coverage!
Reddit | ottawa123456789
Things you don’t want to have to shout at your doctor: “How dare you! My reproductive organs are extremely remarkable!”
Reddit | GreasedLlama
They clearly have the upmost faith in their mother. If someone needs this much hand-holding though, I reckon they’ll still find a way to mess it up!
Reddit | FreddyGrimReaper89
Wow Japan, maybe reel it in a bit on the necessary shade! I feel very attacked!
Reddit | jallen79to60
I was taught to write in joined up handwriting when I was 8 and we weren’t allowed to write any other way until I got to high school, now I just do it as a force of habit — apparently I went to school in Dickensian time.
Reddit | Fleetingambition
As savage as this is, I read it so many times as “Heavy beer parts”, not “Heavy deer parts”.
Twitter | MoonPie
This has given me a newfound respect for MoonPies. I mean, I’m still not going to eat one, ’cause marshmallow tastes like disappointing dreams, but they now have my respect at least.
Reddit | Coaz
A much funnier joke than any of the “jokes” in the show itself!
Reddit | WaalsVander
Bathroom stalls are a veritable fount of savage burns. Never write something on a bathroom wall unless you know it’s iron clad.
Instagram | colonial_paperclip
Ah, the classic “I miss you” text. Almost exclusively received between the hours of 2-3 am just as the drunken night out is clearly ending with them alone and eating a takeaway.
Poor old Bob Lonsberry didn’t know what hit him here. Also, who in this day and age can walk around with a name like Bob Lonsberry? Was he born in a twee, stop-frame animation for kids?
Twitter | Wendy’s
Whoever it is that runs Wendy’s social media pages deserves a raise for the consistent level of top-draw savagery that they hand out on a daily basis!
Reddit | ledgendary
Where would the world be without Weird Al Yankovic? Probably in much the same place but with a thicker overtone of misery in the air.
Reddit | codysherrod
Thank God that Burger King has a sense of humor in its branding, ’cause Christ knows the food is absolutely garbage!
Twitter | Malaika
Anyone who starts a Twitter page called “My Dick is Called” deserves all of the punishment handed to them.
Reddit | odyne9
I mean, surely it won’t matter if I just use them to cut one little old piece of paper now would it?
Instagram | elizabethjansky
Well, you know, there are some people out there trying to bring the mullet back. I mean, it’s a terrible idea, but they’re still doing it.
Reddit | elchzard
Regardless of the context, if you’re a man who feels like they can’t ask a woman for help then may God help your fragile ego.
Reddit | evantheking
Holy hell, this guy really went hard on the confidence, but she came back harder. No matter what this guy does with his life after this, that burn will never heal.
Reddit | cavedweller87
Make it a few degrees colder and have it leaving me with the taste of commitment issues and therapy, then you’re spot on!