Categories GIFS Pics STORIES 20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Tourists Do Post author By Catastrophic Post date 05/22/2019 1 Comment on 20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Tourists Do 20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Tourists Do – Share this:TwitterFacebookRedditTumblrPinterestPocketWhatsAppEmailLike Loading... Related ← 40 DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS → 15 DOCTORS CONFESS THEIR WORST ANTI-VAX PARENT STORIES One reply on “20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Tourists Do” I was a visiting pilot at a Clark Field airbase in the Philippines. A group of Hong Kong tourists are about to do a tour ride in one of our planes. Uncertain of the safety of the aircraft, a Cessna 182, they were walking about the outside yanking on bits like the pitot and trying to see if the ‘effin wings were loose. One of them lightly punched the cowling and I yelled at them “Don’t hit the airplane” in Cantonese. “Don’t hit the airplane” is Cantonese slang for stop wanking. Loading... Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.