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20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Tourists Do

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I was a visiting pilot at a Clark Field airbase in the Philippines. A group of Hong Kong tourists are about to do a tour ride in one of our planes. Uncertain of the safety of the aircraft, a Cessna 182, they were walking about the outside yanking on bits like the pitot and trying to see if the ‘effin wings were loose. One of them lightly punched the cowling and I yelled at them “Don’t hit the airplane” in Cantonese.

“Don’t hit the airplane” is Cantonese slang for stop wanking.

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