20 Vintage Health Ads That Don’t Seem Legit


These vintage health ads are a boatload of crazy. Sure, during every one of your favorite television shows you’re likely to see at least one pharmaceutical commercial with a motor mouthed announcer running through a mile of copy about the side effects of whatever medicine he or she is shilling, but they don’t hold a candle to the old health ads on this list. Aside from the nightmarish side effects, today’s ads themselves are snooze inducing and banal; couples riding horse back through fields of rye, men and women covered in genital warts razor scootering through San Francisco – it’s all pretty bad. But after putting together this list of vintage medical ads we’ve realized that medical marketing has always been silly and terrible. Sadly we may be living in a golden era of medical commercials. Dig into this list of vintage health posters and see how bad it can get.

Gone are the days of doctors suggesting cigarettes and sugar for weight loss or ten gallons of DDT for every apple you eat (does DDT come in gallons?). Thanks to FDA protocol, medical advertising is now held to a strict set of rules that keeps advertisers from telling parents to pour 7-Up into their children’s milk while filling them full of strained meat (whatever that is), and as fun as all that sounds, it’s probably for the better.

3 replies on “20 Vintage Health Ads That Don’t Seem Legit”

The car exhaust one seems legit, if not particularly efficient.

Cigarette and hard liquor commercials were banned from TV many years ago. Now days we have commercial after commercial advertising prescription drugs that the viewer is supposed to ask/tell their doctor if/should the drug be right for them.

Personally, I find this drug advertising far more damaging than the liquor or tobacco ads, not to mention it makes their doctor sound uninformed and somewhat stupid for not knowing about the new drugs on the market..

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