By 2050 we’ll bang more robots than other humans, study claims
The report was commissioned by British sex toy online retailer Bondara, who sells items such as the Double Vibrating Strap On, Buzzing Black Beauty Silicone Nipple Cups, and the 10 Speed Vibrating Silicone Clit Tickler, which looks an awful lot like an electric toothbrush.
A future similar to the film “Her,” with our loved ones ditching us for shiny new operating systems voiced by Scarlett Johansson, is indeed terrifying. Like, I feel confident in the bedroom, but I’m pretty sure a sex robot modeled after Johansson could out-fuck me.
Media coverage of the British study is calling this looming possibility “robophilia,” or falling in love with a robot. Except…hold on a minute. By definition, a robot is pretty much just a mechanical device. If you’ve ever gotten off by a high-tech vibrator, fake vagina, or an electric toothbrush, you’ve pretty much banged a robot. All this report is really saying is that by 2050 our sex toys are going to be really, really, awesome. By 2050 we’re just going to be having sex with ourselves more than we have sex with other people, which any lonely teenage boy will tell you is already the case. Humans will never stop wanting love from other humans – we’re far to masochistic for that.