1. When my electric toothbrush fell down, I was confused when it didn’t sound like it hit the floor.”
2. Drill here: there’s no cable here.
3. There goes Christmas lunch
4. Happy holidays!
5. The result of running an entire Uno deck through the wash
6. “I received this gift from my crush.”
7. Christmas turkey status: mission failed
8. “My neighbor just tried to throw his Christmas tree off the balcony.”
9. “My UPS driver ran over my package.”
10. “I’ve been waiting 2 months for my gas range to be shipped from Italy only to have them drop and smash it 20 ft from my house.”
11. “Time to move, I guess.”
12. A visual reminder that we all should be careful when opening Christmas gifts.
13. When you realize cooking is not your cup of tea
14. “Why my wife says we can no longer have a real Christmas tree:”
15. “No kids it’s not Santa, just Uncle Jeff trying to get the damn tree.”
16. “I was looking forward to having some nice bread from a local bakery.”
17. When you chose a window seat
18. “I learned the hard way why regular dishwashing soap should never be used in a dishwasher.”
19. These are literally called “Eclipse Absolute Zero Total Blackout Curtains.”