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1. “Car crashed into my business that was supposed to have its grand opening in 4 days.”

2. “Car parked outside chemical plant that had a fire.”

3. “Didn’t know I bought an ice cream cake and put it in the fridge.”

 

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5. “I passed out while I was walking to the bathroom and I chipped both of my front teeth.”

6. “Not only was my car broken into… but they emptied an ENTIRE FIRE EXTINGUISHER into it as well.”

 

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9. “Bought a Subaru yesterday…took it out for our first drive and got hit with a rock. Now I need a new windshield.”

 

10. “My cat bit me last night. Im now at the Doctor’s office because its infected and i can’t move it.”

11. “After a shit-tastic day at work, was really pleased to find that my left-behind charger had arrived in the mail. Because I am my own worst enemy, I hastily opened the package with scissors.”

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13. “Booked a hotel with a “game room” as a key feature…. Its just a foosball table in the lobby.”

14. “We drove literally 2 1/2 hours with our 7 meter long mobile home trough the tiniest roads to have the best view of Monaco.”

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16. “My dad texted me at 1:30 this morning after his neighbors came pounding on his door to tell him his van was on fire.”

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20. “Preheated the oven without knowing someone else was using it to prove bread in a tupperware box.”

21. “My essay i left in my pocket that went through the washing machine.”

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