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21 ‘URBAN DICTIONARY’ WORDS WE NEED TO START USING IMMEDIATELY –

1

Dudebro — A male, ages 18-24, who refers to his acquaintences as “dude” and/or “bro” at least twice in the same sentence.

2

Textra-terrestrial — Someone who is an “alien” to texting, usually older and technologically impaired.

3

Immature — What one redneck says to another when he wants his chair back, i.e. “Wachu doin immature mang?”

4

Nascar — Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours

5

Kansas City shuffle — When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

6

Brotein — The meal eaten directly after any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros.

7

Going screensaver — When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

8

Literally — A word that teenage girls often confuse with “figuratively” (ie. That test literally killed me)

9

Googlical proportions — When a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

10

Facebook necrologist — A person who never misses a chance to post a “RIP insert name” status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.

11

Nickelbacking — The act of willfully allowing one’s ears to bleed.

12

YOLO — “Carpe diem” for intellectually challenged people.

13

Smellucination — To smellucinate – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there

14

Pineapples — Why the heck are you looking at the definition of pineapples? You should know what pineapples are.

15

Mr Clean — A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

16

Cameragoer — A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.

17

Making it snow — It is similar to “making it rain”, except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds.

18

Store d’oeuvres — Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something that they weren’t planning on.

19

Vaguebooking — An intentionally vague Facebook status update that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

20

Successorize — The act of using clothing or apparel to make you look or feel more successful

21

Procrastination — What you are doing right now. Get back to work.

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