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Just: WHY?!

These are the real titles of the stock photos, because you can’t make this shit up.

1. “Dog DJ”

"Dog DJ"

He only plays Lil Bow Wow.

2. “Caucasian bald mid adult identical twin men standing back to back yelling into ethernet cable”

"Caucasian bald mid adult identical twin men standing back to back yelling into ethernet cable"

This is actually how the internet works — it’s just an ethernet cable hooked up to two white guys.

3. “Man’s face in pasta, closeup”

"Man's face in pasta, closeup"

So is this a sexual fetish or…?

4. “Man with a cow’s tongue in his mouth”

"Man with a cow's tongue in his mouth"

This person needs to go to jail for being criminally gross.

5. “Funny man eating his cereals in the bath”

"Funny man eating his cereals in the bath"

Definitely sexual fetish.

6. “Senior woman with dog’s head and long hair”

"Senior woman with dog's head and long hair"

So disturbing.

7. “Bad dreams”

"Bad dreams"

Congratulations! You’ll now be having nightmares for the next six months after seeing this creepy image.

8. “Dancing GMO chicken seated in a oven”

"Dancing GMO chicken seated in a oven"

If it’s dancing, at least it died happily?

9. “Head in food tray”

"Head in food tray"

What?! What is this even supposed to illustrate?

10. “Senior woman dropping laptop from balcony”

"Senior woman dropping laptop from balcony"

Yes, because all old people, when they can’t figure out the computer, always chuck it off a balcony. Makes perfect sense.

11. “Office Babe”

"Office Babe"

I can’t tell if this is an adult that looks like a baby or a baby that looks like an adult.

12. “Chopping fingers on cutting board”

"Chopping fingers on cutting board"

Nope nope nope nope nope.

13. “Portrait of sexy blonde woman in lingerie drinking tea with pet owl beside”

"Portrait of sexy blonde woman in lingerie drinking tea with pet owl beside"

But why the owl??? Seriously. Since when are owls sexy?

14. “A caucasian grandma wearing glasses and a blue mu mu smiles while she holds up her bingo chart to show five x’s in a row”

"A caucasian grandma wearing glasses and a blue mu mu smiles while she holds up her bingo chart to show five x's in a row"

Why you gotta go make grandma look like a Bratz doll?

15. “Man in bunny mask dancing in night club”

"Man in bunny mask dancing in night club"

He’s watching you…grinding.

16. “Float”

"Float"

Practical invention for short people.

17. “Senior Sniffles”

"Senior Sniffles"

There is literally no use for this photo that is not mean.

18. “View of a man in gorilla costume holding a cooking pan”

"View of a man in gorilla costume holding a cooking pan"

This has no meaning. It must be random. If not, I am now very depressed.

19. “Dentist”

"Dentist"

Dentists are already scary, but seeing them from the INSIDE of the mouth? Shudder.

20. “Dolls embrace”

"Dolls embrace"

Inappropriate.

21. “Heatstroke”

"Heatstroke"

???????

22. “Strange man sticking out tongue”

"Strange man sticking out tongue"

Go home, stock photography. You’re drunk.

22 Stock Photos That Have No Place In This World

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