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22 Times Americans Had Absolutely Zero Chill

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Post date 04/05/2016
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22 Times Americans Had Absolutely Zero Chill

1. When this guy was asked a simple question on TV…

CBS

…and was WAY too honest with his answer.

CBS

SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER TO LIE, BUDDY.

2. When this guy saw a problem and decided to fix it the only way he knew how.

When this guy saw a problem and decided to fix it the only way he knew how.

3. When someone made bacon soda an actual thing you can buy.

Instagram: @fluffysofly

4. When this Miss America pageant contestant shared a fun fact from her childhood.

When this Miss America pageant contestant shared a fun fact from her childhood.

ABC / Via Twitter: @Katie_Kimmes8

5. When these billboards introduced a great new national slogan.

When these billboards introduced a great new national slogan.

6. When somebody covered bacon in chocolate, and deep-fried butter.

When somebody covered bacon in chocolate, and deep-fried butter.

7. When these two guys fed each other snacks while looking intense at a Trump rally.

youtube.com / / Via buzzfeed.com

8. When this guy hated an editorial against guns so much that he shot it.

I shot holes in the NY Times editorial – This is what I think of the New York Times edito… https://t.co/XEJpuV05Kk pic.twitter.com/brh3KrODwS

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) December 5, 2015

HAVE MORE CHILL, ERICK.

9. When Hulk Hogan headbutted a Soviet flag.

22 Times Americans Revealed Their Complete Lack Of Chill

Twitter: @roastfacekilla

The headbutt is the purest form of political expression.

10. When you could go on the ultimate outdoor machine gun and ATV adventure, followed by awesome burgers.

Guys, I found it. The most American thing that’s ever happened pic.twitter.com/NSpVxWU6tk

— Emily Garrison (@emilybuckshot) January 2, 2016

11. When someone made a french fry holder for your car.

When someone made a french fry holder for your car.

How convenient!

12. When someone started their day with this.

When someone started their day with this. ?

13. And someone made this for dinner.

And someone made this for dinner. ???

Literally heartbreaking.

14. When presidential candidate Ted Cruz put out this actual video making bacon on a machine gun.

Independent Journal

Independent Journal / Via youtube.com

15. When this couple decided to match.

When this couple decided to match.

16. When this guy was really, really devoted to the American Eagle brand.

When this guy was really, really devoted to the American Eagle brand.

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17. When this bald eagle gave no fucks about meeting Prince Charles.

When this bald eagle gave no fucks about meeting Prince Charles.

Chris Jackson / Getty Images

18. When you could get a heart-shaped steak for Valentine’s Day.

When you could get a heart-shaped steak for Valentine's Day.

19. When CNN looked like a democratic fever dream.

I can’t tell if this is a news channel or a fireworks stand? pic.twitter.com/2tZwf7aneD

— Dan Santat (@dsantat) March 2, 2016

20. When students took a lovely snow day and made it this intense.

When students took a lovely snow day and made it this intense.

21. When someone put pancake-wrapped sausages on a stick.

When someone put pancake-wrapped sausages on a stick.

Jimmy Dean

For when you’re on the go!

22. And when this kid put his troubles in perspective.

When you flip your moms car but you still ain’t worried cause you live in the Greatest country known to man. ?? pic.twitter.com/mfahlCZTPT

— KeepAmericaUSA™ (@KeepAmericaUSA) March 29, 2015

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