22 Times Americans Had Absolutely Zero Chill
1. When this guy was asked a simple question on TV…
…and was WAY too honest with his answer.
SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER TO LIE, BUDDY.
4. When this Miss America pageant contestant shared a fun fact from her childhood.
7. When these two guys fed each other snacks while looking intense at a Trump rally.
8. When this guy hated an editorial against guns so much that he shot it.
I shot holes in the NY Times editorial – This is what I think of the New York Times edito… https://t.co/XEJpuV05Kk pic.twitter.com/brh3KrODwS
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) December 5, 2015
HAVE MORE CHILL, ERICK.
9. When Hulk Hogan headbutted a Soviet flag.
The headbutt is the purest form of political expression.
10. When you could go on the ultimate outdoor machine gun and ATV adventure, followed by awesome burgers.
Guys, I found it. The most American thing that’s ever happened pic.twitter.com/NSpVxWU6tk
— Emily Garrison (@emilybuckshot) January 2, 2016
14. When presidential candidate Ted Cruz put out this actual video making bacon on a machine gun.
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17. When this bald eagle gave no fucks about meeting Prince Charles.
19. When CNN looked like a democratic fever dream.
I can’t tell if this is a news channel or a fireworks stand? pic.twitter.com/2tZwf7aneD
— Dan Santat (@dsantat) March 2, 2016
21. When someone put pancake-wrapped sausages on a stick.
For when you’re on the go!
22. And when this kid put his troubles in perspective.
When you flip your moms car but you still ain’t worried cause you live in the Greatest country known to man. ?? pic.twitter.com/mfahlCZTPT
— KeepAmericaUSA™ (@KeepAmericaUSA) March 29, 2015
Is bacon soda halal?