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Advertising costs thousands upon thousands of dollars. For many small businesses, a tiny ad in the local newspaper is all that’s affordable in terms of exposure (and we all know what’s happened to newspapers in the last few years. They’re pretty much dead, in case you weren’t aware). So with such unfeasible prices, many businesses resort to simple sandwich boards placed on the sidewalk out front of their stores to usher street traffic through their doors. Check out some of the best sidewalk signs out there.

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Okay sure, but where’s the ice cream?

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Even poetry’s better with bacon.

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There is no better platform to voice your political beliefs than on sandwich boards, evidently.

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And with that comes a lawsuit that can be sourced back to this sign.

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Your blog doesn’t make you a celebrity, it makes you a royal douche.

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Harsh, but I doubt they’ve seen any vandalism since.

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It might not generate business, but the information’s useful nonetheless.

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When you can’t sell sex, opt for honesty.

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Yeah, and sugar cubes are croutons.

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Well that’s not much of a deal at all!

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Hilarious! Well done, sub place, well done.

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I’d go with the horse-sized duck. I said duck.

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A paragraph of boozy puns for a bar. Appropriate.

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Go for the beer.

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I’d visit for the false advertising.

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All answers lead to beer.

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I don’t even watch Game Of Thrones, but this sign is just wonderful.

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Who would have thought?

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Haters are the greatest motivators.

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I’m unsure who should be offended by this brand of sexism. I mean, I want free beer, too.

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Yeah, so take that you judgmental, khaki-wearing elitists!

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So weird, that’s what we were going to do anyway!

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This is true. I call it “dance juice.”

 

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