The Guinness Book of World Records is great and all except for one thing. Book. It’s a book. And not made up entirely of GIFs. Until that day comes, this gallery will have to hold you over.
1. Hardest Recorded (Unprotected) Groin Kick
100-g’s worth of force.
Some people will do anything for a record. Anything.
2. Highest Blob Launch
Bitter-sweet record for the guy who provided the launching weight.
3. Largest Amount of Dogs on One Jumprope
Also the world record for most re-watchable gif.
4. Most Balloons Popped With One Laser
We’ve officially run out of things to do with lasers.
5. Longest Paper Airplane Throw
226 feet, 10 inches.
Take THAT, boring homework assignment.
6. Longest In-Stadium Basket
109 feet, 9 inches.
Let’s hope these two weren’t playing horse.
7. Highest Bike Bunny Hop
Anything’s possible with cheerleaders like that.
8. Longest Snowmobile Jump
412 Ft. (He jumped alongside a bmx bike)
Sponsored by Red Bull and insanity.
9. Furthest Seated Shot
That shot was scary good. Like, as in, it scared him.
10. Lowest Standing Backflip
Only 47cm off the ground.
White men can’t jump? Yeah, they can’t jump THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
11. Highest Basketball Shot
66.89 meters (219 feet).
This should be a sport. A really weird, specific, sport.
12. Highest Belly Flop
Probably not many competitors for this one.
13. Most Bra’s Unhooked In 1 Minute
56 bras unhooked. (Although later topped by a man in Ireland who unhooked 91. NINETY-ONE.)
Any time this man hits on a woman, I’m sure this record comes up.
14. Highest Horse Jump
Over 7.5 feet.
Cuz why not a horse gif?
15. Longest Tongue
10.1cm (3.97 inches)
Longest tongue, but shortest time taken to creep people out.
16. Longest Hydroplane
The Jesus of automobiles, they say. (They don’t say that)
17. Largest RC Paper Airplane
140-inch model (an exact 12-scale model of the classic paper airplane).
Days later, he threw it at a teacher & was arrested for attempted murder.
18. Fastest Pizza Cutting
If your pizza’s late, it’s definitely not this dude’s fault.
19. Highest Pole Vault
If this guy accidentally locks himself out of his 3rd story apartment, no prob.
20. Longest Rally Car Jump
Impressive until you remember a snowmobile went farther.
21. Fastest Rubiks Cube Solve (Human)
In the time it took you to read that heading, this guy SOLVED A RUBIKS CUBE.
22. Fastest Rubiks Cube Solve (Robot)
In the time it took you to read 2/3 of that heading, this robot SOLVED A RUBIKS CUBE.
23. Most T-Shirts Worn At Once
This man had to call in a lot of favors with his heavy-set friends.
24. Most Shame Acquired During World Record Attempt
24 Crazy World Records In Convenient GIF Form