24 Jokes About Sex That Are Way, Way Too Real
When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like 😂 pic.twitter.com/yGzpiaWidW
— aj (@ReaIAaron) May 19, 2016
Guy: *gets blowjob*
Guy: did u cum babe
— Ms. Lenina Crowne 🔞 (@xLeninaCrowne) March 23, 2015
yeah that's why I do it so much pic.twitter.com/Zlpd7uJxsu
— Reptilia (@maaaaaadiison) October 17, 2016
— Kid Kaiju (@Helmould) October 16, 2016
There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."
— rob fee (@robfee) October 4, 2016
[court]ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex
JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial
M: I know, I just want it on record
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 25, 2016
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 23, 2014
After I orgasm, I yell "Aaaaand scene." Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say "Ummm. We'll call u."
— PUNTED CUNT TORNADO (@SaraESpivey) October 3, 2012
when he says he's got the girth & he do pic.twitter.com/qlScAUPOcA
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 23, 2016
Sometimes I think being a girl is so unfair and then other times I have 27 consecutive orgasms.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) October 15, 2013
My wife once told me " Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms", which pissed me off because my names not Mike
— X Alqee (@Xalqee) April 18, 2012
Dating A Ghost:
Cons: no money, no warm flesh to palpate, family doesn't like him, maybe not real?
Pro: only way I can orgasm right now
— Katya (@katya_zamo) June 18, 2016
yall dont think i read replies to my tweets huh? in my mentions like "choke me daddy". is that funny to you beth pic.twitter.com/Y0MzGsjRi5
— jake (@callmeshitto) September 14, 2016
Oh god pic.twitter.com/bTipLLulfw
— kim j (@therealkimj) October 7, 2016
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
— 🎃👻 Brian 👻🎃 (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014