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24 Porn Myths Too Many People Still Believe

Sadly not everything you hear about porn is true. That doesn’t mean you should stop applying to be a pool boy!

We live in a society where people will believe the dumbest things and take them for actual facts. When it comes to sex stuff and pornstars people will believe anything. Which isn’t only sad, but could also be, you know, dangerous.

Here are some of the myths people still believe busted, just in case you are one of the believers.

Just remember, it just isn’t as easy as it seems… These people are paid to bone.

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#1 Butts are naturally empty. No, they’re not. You need to clean it before having anal sex, and you can’t eat or drink anything for several hours before doing the deed, unless the viewers are alright with watching things getting dirty on screen. [Read: The curious guy and gal’s guide to anal sex]

#2 Sex on the hood of a car is extremely easy. Car hoods are slippery, and you run the risk of scratching and denting an expensive car in the process.

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#3 All porn stars have no gag reflex. When porn stars can’t handle the size of the objects they put inside their mouths, the director cuts the scene and resumes it using a different angle later.

#4 Sex makes any problem go away. It can distract you when you’ve got a lot on your mind, but sex does not help in deactivating bombs or saving the world the way porn implies.

#5 Boobs. As much as you wish that those things were real, they’re often not.

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#6 Stamina. Filming allows porn stars to take breaks now and then. No one is capable of having sex for three hours without getting any rest.

#7 Lighting. The only way you can see that much detail in real life is if you set up a spotlight in your bedroom.

#8 Joint approximation. Some porn stars are double-jointed. Don’t even try to bend your body backwards if you aren’t trained to do so.

#9 Spanking doesn’t hurt. It only looks like the actors and actresses are having fun because they get pleasure from experiencing pain. If you don’t like pain at all, it’s best not to try it.

#10 Putting animals inside your body is safe. Bestiality is a fetish, but it is not safe in any way. A lot of animals have diseases that are dangerous to the human body.

#11 Hotel rooms have amazing lighting. At times they do, but you can’t get the lighting porn videos get unless you set up a room with lots of artificial lighting.

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#12 Women who need repairs done also need sex. Just because in most settings, porn stars always ask for a few “extra repairs” from their plumbers or even from delivery guys, doesn’t mean that your clients in real life will want some too.

#13 Asian women moan the same way. A lot of people like the way it sounds when Asian porn stars moan, but that doesn’t mean they all moan that way in real life.

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#14 Foreplay is simple. Absolutely not. It needs timing and precision, as well as a deep understanding of the way the mind and body of a person works.

#15 No sweat. Porn stars have assistants that wipe them down during breaks on set. Sweat doesn’t look good on camera.

#16 Girls always come. Starring in a porn film is acting in itself. Most female porn stars don’t orgasm because of the numerous cuts during filming. There wouldn’t be enough time to build up to an orgasm anyway, unless their partner is really, really good. *coughs* James Deen *coughs*

#17 All vaginas look alike. Many female porn stars get cosmetic surgery done on their vaginas in order for it to look good on camera. The amount of sex they have would make it impossible for their vaginas to retain their shapes for a long period. Normal vaginas vary in shape, size and color.

#18 All lesbian porn stars are lesbians. It’s a job, so the most you can say of a straight person having sex with another of the same sex is that it pays well.

#19 All gay porn stars are gay. The same goes for them as well, but statistics say that gay porn pays more than straight and lesbian porn.

#20 Being a porn star pays well. If it did, then these porn stars who make thousands of videos every year would be living more lavishly than celebrities who only do a couple of films once a year.

 

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#21 Porn stars orgasm simultaneously. It’s possible, but it rarely happens when filming porn.

#22 Sex while wearing high heels is comfortable. It looks sexy, but it’s not all that comfy. You could even sprain an ankle because of it.

#23 Female students like to be dominated. It’s just an assumption that caters to men and women who like younger people. It’s not exactly pedophilia, but it’s pretty close.

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#24 There is a universal script for dirty talk. You can’t limit yourself to the usual lines you hear in porn. Those are basically just sound effects for a film. Don’t hesitate to try lines that are more in line with your personality.

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