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25 Famous Fictional Companies That Would Get Really Bad Reviews If They Were Real

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Although there are plenty of companies out there that get terrible reviews, today we’re not going to be concerning ourselves with real companies. Today we’re going to be talking about the fake ones. These fictional companies can come from TV shows, movies, cartoons, or even video games. They are the stores, restaurants, and gas stations that you would never want to go to in real life. They are the companies that make you think to yourself, “Wow, I’m really glad that this is just a movie.”

Today we are going to consider something slightly different. What if these companies were real? What if they actually existed and people reviewed them? What would that be like? Well, to find out, we basically did fictional reviews of fictional companies. If you are not a pop culture maniac, you may have to google some of these to find out exactly what they are, but we tried to help you by including the movie or TV show (if relevant) in parenthesis. Of course, this list is mean to be silly, so just prepare yourself for that mentally. Having said all of that, these are 25 fictional companies that would get really bad reviews if they were real!

25  Mutt Cutts (Dumb and Dumber)

Mutt Cutts (Dumb and Dumber)

Image: Heather Paul via Flickr, Source: imgur

Just when I thought the owner couldn’t be so dumb, he got dumber. 4/10

24  Kwik-e Mart (The Simpsons)

Kwik-e Mart (The Simpsons)

Image: wikipedia, Source: imgur

Don’t eat the hotdogs. 2/10

23  Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

Image: wikipedia, Source: reddit

I do not recommend the tour; daughter was turned into blueberry. 4/10

22  Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies and Confections (Sweeney Todd)

Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies and Confections (Sweeney Todd)

Source: imgur

Cannibalism is on the way out. 2/10

21  Sweeney Todd’s Barber Shop (Sweeney Todd)

Sweeney Todd’s Barber Shop (Sweeney Todd)

Image: amazon, Source: reddit

In all honesty, there wouldn’t be any living person available to write a review. Therefore, the only reviews would probably be by Sweeney himself, “Come to my barber shop…cuts to die for!”

20  Pizza by Alfredo (The Office)

Pizza by Alfredo (The Office)

Image: wikipedia, Source: imgur

They never acknowledge their coupons. 4/10

19  City Wok (South Park)

City Wok (South Park)

Image: youtube, Source: 9gag

The owner is racist against Mongolians. 7/10

18  The Krusty Krab (Spongebob Squarepants)

The Krusty Krab (Spongebob Squarepants)

Image: bobo615 via Flickr, Source: reddit

They always forget the pickles and the owner is a greedy jerk. 4/10

17  Oceanic Airlines (any movie that has a plane crash but doesn’t want to use an actual airline’s name)

Oceanic Airlines (any movie that has a plane crash but doesn't want to use an actual airline's name)

Image: pexels, Source: imgur

They never seem to not crash. 0/10

16  Central Perk (Friends)

Central Perk (Friends)

Image: Stephanie Chapman via flickr, Source: thechive

About half of the cafe has been reserved for 6 jobless clowns for the better part of the last decade. 2/10

15  Comcast customer service

Comcast customer service

Source: 9gag

That’s right because even if it existed it would get awful reviews. 0/10

14  Wayne Enterprises (Batman)

Wayne Enterprises (Batman)

Image: wikipedia, Source: imgur

Every time I try to order something, they’ve either been robbed or attacked. 2/10

13  Acme

Acme

Source: imgur

Every single weapon I ordered misfired while injuring me repeatedly in extremely improbable ways. 3/10

12  Hotel California (song by The Eagles)

Hotel California (song by The Eagles)

Image: wikipedia, Source: reddit

Nice hotel but checking out is a pain. 2/10

11  Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

Image: wikipedia, Source: distractify

Was chased by tyrannosaurus. 6/10

10  Good Burger

Good Burger

Image: amazon, Source: reddit

Amazing sauce but awful service. 4/10

9  The Daily Bugle (Spiderman)

The Daily Bugle (Spiderman)

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Almost every other article is a smear campaign against some masked wearing spider dude that saves people. 3/10

8  The Leftorium (The Simpsons)

The Leftorium (The Simpsons)

Image: wikipedia, Source: imgur

There’s nothing right about this place. 0/10

7  Suicide Booth (Futurama)

Suicide Booth (Futurama)

Image: pixabay, Source: imgur

Still alive. 0/10

6  Umbrella Corporation (Resident Evil)

Umbrella Corporation (Resident Evil)

Image: youtube, Source: reddit

They didn’t have any umbrellas. 1/10

5  Any shell company involved in the Panama Papers scandal

Any shell company involved in the Panama Papers scandal

Image: pixabay, Source: reddit

They didn’t even have any shells. 0/10

 

4  Cyberdyne (Terminator)

Cyberdyne (Terminator)

Image: wikipedia, Source: distractify

In all honesty, Cyberdyne would probably have great reviews after SkyNet took over the internet. 10/10

3  The Chum Bucket (Sponge Bob Squarepants)

The Chum Bucket (Sponge Bob Squarepants)

Image: youtube, Source: thechive

I thought the Krusty Krab was bad. 0/10

2  Dunder Mifflin (The Office)

Dunder Mifflin (The Office)

Image: youtube, Source: reddit

They keep asking if they can call you back. 4/10

1  Oh-Kay Plumbing & Heating (Home Alone)

Oh-Kay Plumbing & Heating (Home Alone)

Image: amazon, Source: 9gag

They fixed the leak but left the water running. 3/10

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