25 Masturbation Euphemisms That’ll Totally Burp Your Worm

Reddit recently uncovered some of the most colorful euphemisms for “spanking the monkey” the world has ever seen. Here are the best-of-the-best…
Add yours in the comments if you’ve got a good one!

 

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One reply on “25 Masturbation Euphemisms That’ll Totally Burp Your Worm”

A date with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?
Drain the main vein?
Summoning the butler?
Stroking Richard the 1st?

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