25 People Having A Bad Day

1. “Just got my allergy test. I’m allergic to every plant and animal in the state of Utah.”


2. “My delicious chicken sandwich from Wendy’s.”


3. “I hope he’s out there somewhere.”



4. Coffee is served….


5. “Ahh.. mozzarella stick perfection.”


6. “Hubby ordered from his favourite pizza place after a long day of work and got this.”



7. “I tried ordering iced coffee with our delivery – DoorDash guy handed me this and just shrugged while maintaining full eye contact.”


8. “I over slept to work a double I took as a favor to my boss, got written up for being late, and went to get a coffee on my break to cheer me up. Ended up literally crying over spilt milk until my second shift.”


9. “Well… We found out why the air-conditioning needs replacing.. RIP Gecko.”



10. “For Sale!! 2001 Honda Civic, great condition (I hope)”


11. “Anyone lose their boat on I 90?”


12. “Tried cooking dinner for the first time after weeks of takeout..”



13. “Whoever had the bright idea to make the salt grinder a twist off cap, well done.”

“Whoever had the bright idea to make the salt grinder a twist off cap, well done.”


14. “I have two outlets in my house (bought 2 years ago) that don’t work. Purchased 2 new outlets to replace them. Turns out there are no wires to connect them to!”


15. OOF.




16. “Well.. My car exploded today…”


17. “Having been eagerly waiting for my tomatoes to grow.”


18. “My drywall guy locked himself out and had no way to call me. Luckily he made it back in so that he could call me to tell me all about it.”



19. “Sunburn (feat. me)”


20. “We had a storm here in Amsterdam.”


21. Protein!



22. “When it’s your birthday and there are no other dogs at the dog park….”


23. “Cleaned out the attic and discovered rats had eaten my 81 Dodgers baseball. Fernando, LaSorda, Stewart, Sax, Koufax… Damn.”


24. “I just wanted to go for a peaceful bike ride.”



25. “The bolt on my car’s negative battery terminal broke off.”

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