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Have you ever got a knock on the door from a girl wearing a short skirt with huge boobs who’s car just broke down and needs to use your phone?? Me either… What about helping out a friends Mom by cleaning her pool only for her to invite you inside her room? Yeah, me either again. I wish…

Realistically these types of situations don’t just happen. But just in case here are the 26 easiest ways to get laid according to what we see in our favorite videos.

1. Walk in on two women already having sex. That’s why I never knock.

2. Hire a slutty secretary

3. fail a test and stay after class for tutoring

4. Get caught masturbating. Preferably by your incredibly large breasted stepmom.

5. “You’re going to be working with a male talent today. That’s going to be me. Now, I can’t just sell another pretty face. Producers need to see that a girl will go the extra mile…”

6. be a pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner

7. Own a black leather couch in a white-walled room.

8. Drive a taxi

9. Walk in on your daughter fucking her boyfriend and show them how it’s done

10. Walking into a neighborhood and knocking on any door. Most likely you will be greeted by a naked woman covered by the towel, with D size breasts and tone of makeup on their face, screaming for your dick.

11. Or a dude ready to pound you

12. Hang around the kitchen long enough for her mom to get turned on

13. Or be a pizza delivery guy.

14. Become a plumber.

15. Or just be ready to fix some appliances at an older ladies home

16. Get caught spying on your hot stepmom

17. Step 1: Be bald. Step 2: Be anything you want to be (e.g. a doctor, teacher, pizza delivery guy, plumber, etc.

18. Salesperson with lots of discounting. Landlord to a poor sexy college girl.

19. Grab some money and head to the Czech streets

20. Get into law enforcement, go rescue the scared girl

21. Get a lemon tree in your backyard

22. Deliver a pizza to college chicks. They’re broke, but have a pretty sweet payment plan.

23. Break into a hot girl’s house, get caught jerking off by her and then she jumps on you. Simple.

24. Drive a Bang Bus.

25. Sneak around windows until you can find someone beating their meat

26. Go over to your buddies house when he’s not there

SOURCE

26 Easy Ways To Get Laid According To Porn

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