27 Pictures Of Things America Has Ruined For Everyone
1. Mobile phones:
I can’t see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little bit.
SCIENCE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.
3. Bowel movements:
FIVE DOLLARS for a single poo?!!! FIVE DOLLARS FOR A PISS!!!
Dressing in regular clothing is just SO un-American.
5. Alphabetical order:
“Fuck the rest of the world, we’re the most important and we’re going first.” – America.
6. Ice cream:
Made with real bald eagle!
Why name them this?
HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE ALL THE EXPRESSIONS ALL AT ONCE?
What’s Santa doing when he’s not delivering presents? Dressing up as G.I. Joe and shooting a shit-ton of ducks, apparently.
Why? No. No. Why?
12. Both doughnuts AND burgers:
They’re even GLAZED ffs.
Daaaamn America, back at it again with the taking a great joke and turning it into rampant capitalism.
This just doesn’t make any sense.
This one isn’t actually funny.
“Gosh, I’m parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing glass of artificial bacon soda,” said literally no one ever.
This person wasn’t allowed to fly the flag in their front garden, so they did…this.
America, getting stuff wrong since 1776!
Because cooking in a pan just isn’t macho enough.
This isn’t how food is supposed to work.
Each color counts as one of your five-a-day!
24. The concept of size:
No one needs this.
“How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?”
“Leave it with me, I’ve got a fucking awesome plan…”
For when your afternoon drink just isn’t shooty enough.
27. Just EVERYTHING.
You guys gotta chill.