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27 Things People Wish Were Less Common In Porn

It’s happens to everyone, you are surfing PornHub looking for something to finish the night off. You find that video that looks good enough, watch a little of the intro and then start jumping around for the good part. Then someone walks on screen and slaps the girl with a piece of bread covered in peanut butter and the mood is ruined. You’re not alone, everyone has their porn pet peeves, mine is misleading videos with twists that make no sense.

Over on the AskReddit forum someone asked what people want to see less of in their spank bank material. We went through and selected the 27 best answers and I can’t disagree with any of them, it’s time for porn to be a little more tame.

1. OH, AH, YES, UH, YEEES, YAAAAAAAAAS. Now remove my other shoe!

2. Unnecessary adjectives. “Fuck me with that hard cock”, “eat my wet pussy”, and “suck on my big titties” are all fine whereas “Fuck me with that ten-and-a-half-inch cock”, “eat my barely legal pussy”, and “suck on my natural titties” all kinda break my immersion.

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3. Scenes that fade to black.

My monitor/phone is shiny. A black screen just makes me stare at my own sad shameful reflection.

4. Scary fake nails, especially in masturbation/lesbian scenes. Just makes me cringe

5. Fake moans that sound like the woman is in pain.

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6. Guys don’t touch the women’s breasts. They avoid it as if it was forbidden.

7. Actresses that look like they used a shotgun to put on their make-up.

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8. Music. Why do so many porn videos have music throughout? And why are these videos so popular? It’s so off-putting and cheesy.

9. SSSSSSSSSSSS aaaahh, SSSSSSSSSSSSSS aaaaahh, SSSSSSSSSSSS aaaaaaahhh. its such a fucking bizarre noise for a woman to make during action, no woman I have been with has ever made anything close to that noise

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11. The incorrect maths/physics on the black board during teacher fucks student scenes.

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Math is hard…

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12. Those 20 minute videos where the first 12 minutes is dick sucking… Seriously, some of it is good, but I need some variation!

13. The cameraman needs to shut the fuck up. Also stop doing that shot where you mostly see the dude’s balls and taint.

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14. Wrong titles. If they address it as “x gets her pussy eaten” You watch it and there’s literelly only 10 seconds of that and the rest is her giving head and getting fucked. I wanna see HER getting off k?

15. I hate the under-balls angle in doggy style position where you just see ball, some dick, pussy, and that’s it. Like, what are you even showing me here? It would be like watching a baseball game and only being zoomed in 100% on the baseball, like I get that’s the center of action but there’s more to the game/fuck than that.

16. All the goddamn spitting.

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17. Not necessarily in porn but the 15 penis enlargement ads surrounding the video. Kinda hard to get in the mood when there’s a 3 foot dick wagging around.

18. Ass to vagina. I see that video and my vag instantly clamps shut to protect itself from just the idea of that massive infection.

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19. Having girls who look like they are forced to be there and in pain. Also ads that aren’t ten year old Timmy Turner fucking his mom.

20. Women saying ‘fuck my pussy’ over and over again, shut the hell up!

21. As a girl, I think the biggest thing is that a lot of porn does wrong is showing a guy penetrating a girl hard for 3 min straight and have her beg for “harder” and then (fake) cum, with no foreplay, nothing. This needs to stop.

It teaches some young men that this is all you need to make a woman feel pleasurable, but in reality it’s the opposite. It takes a while for a woman to be aroused, hard penetration without foreplay is actually really painful for women, and I doubt any woman would beg for more of that.
I’ve personally been with guys who are not inexperienced, who were baffled why I didn’t cum from them ramming into me for 10min straight. Seriously,,, this needs to stop.

22. Censorship in Japanese porn

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23. The shit acting. Just get to fucking so I can get this over with.

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24. Different states of undress. Like the girl’s naked (apart from like ridiculous heels) and the dudes barely unzipped his pants. And when dudes wear nothing but gross looking socks.

25. The crippling guilt and depression right after I turn off the video

26. Porn makes me feel super vanilla. I don’t like fish hooking, jamming fingers in her mouth, standing on her head while you fuck her. Slapping her, spitting on her, whatever.

My exs have never believed that I don’t really watch porn. But I don’t! Mainstream stuff just doesn’t do it for me…I think I’m oversharing now.

27. Butthole gaping

 

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