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28 Signs That Reveal You May Be A Stoner

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When Present Your Girlfriend With This on Valentine’s Day

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When You Think Marijuana Is the Answer to, Like, Everything

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When You Solve Problems by Staying Too High to Remember Them

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If You Filled in the Blanks Immediately

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When Everything Is the Best Everything Ever

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When You Accidently Fall Asleep on the Job

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When You Found the Solution to All Life’s Problems and Your Only Problem Is Remembering It

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If You’ve Ever Forgotten What You Were Saying While You Were Still Saying It

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If You’re Already Laughing Along With These Guys

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When Hair Pins Are Not Just for Hair

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When You Can Make a Bong Out of Anything in the Produce Aisle

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When You Spend Your Days Pondering Shit Like This

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When You Swear There Are Hidden Weed References All Around Us

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When This Is a Staple on Your Shopping List

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When This Has Happened to You. More Than Once.

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When Everyone Knows Your “Secret Ingredient”

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When You Feel Unusually Connected to Mother Earth

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When Everything Everyone Says Is Hilarious

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If a Snail’s Ever Snuck up on You

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If You’ve Ever Given the Drive-Thru Guy a Hit

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When Your Kitchen Looks Like This

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When You Consider Bud the Fifth Food Group

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When You’re Totally High Right Now

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When You Can’t Remember the Last Time You Were Sober

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When the Classiest Piece of Decor You Own Is a Bong

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When You Catch Yourself Waiting for This to Turn Green

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When Your Doctor Looks Like This

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If You’ve Ever Tried to Drink One of These Before Remembering Your Stash Is Hidden in It

 

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28 Signs That Reveal You May Be A Stoner

One reply on “28 Signs That Reveal You May Be A Stoner”

i’m 52- I don’t ‘stash’ my stuff, or buy febreze.i grow my own in the garden.. nor do I eat tonnes of crap when stoned. But… the valentines gift is PERFECT!!

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