30 Jokes Only People Who Hate People Will Truly Appreciate
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours pic.twitter.com/F4FghFHPb7
— YouNotSerious (@jojo_ambitious1) February 28, 2018
Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight pic.twitter.com/loJe1mcovS
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) February 16, 2018
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Mannie Fest (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
me: i wish i had friends:-/
someone: hey
me:
me: …..wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends— 🧸 (@frogonarock) February 6, 2018
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds
— Leonardo DiCapitalism (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 7, 2015
me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever
also me: pic.twitter.com/6kLg4BOL3i
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 13, 2017
my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
person: u should try to make more friends
me: pic.twitter.com/ksOLY3U8df
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
Wyd tonight ?
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI— . (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/ileenbajo/status/969394063513477120
https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/767761763299389441
https://twitter.com/araslanian_/status/970207531447431168
"This is a mistake"
-I whisper as I leave my house
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v
— mrs.hoodrich (@godaimesophia) March 12, 2017
*takes a deep breath, smiles*
"what a beautiful morning to pretend to read tweets in an effort to avoid any semblance of human interaction"— Daniel Strauss (@danielstrauss) January 13, 2016
Introvert probz pic.twitter.com/vh9D3MyfT9
— gianna (@gee_face) January 11, 2016
Co-Worker: Plans this weekend?
Me: Video games and Reading.
Co-Worker: Wanna do something?
Me: I just told you, I have plans.#introvertlife— Jes (@kitkatonic) December 26, 2015
Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
Dinner plans: $20
Movie: $12
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/598006334039035905
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015