32 Questions Women Need Answered About Men

So guys… can you help a girl out and answer some of these?

1. Do you dab your penis after peeing? Like, does it continue to drip a little?
2. Do you look at other men’s dicks in urinals?
3. Do you get stage fright while peeing?
4. Is sword-fighting with your dicks really a thing?
5. Why do you adjust yourself in public?
6. How often do you masturbate?

7. Do you even really like hand jobs or do you just think about how much better you are at doing it yourself?
8. Do you ever helicopter your dick?
9. Does your dick tend to hang toward a specific side?
10. When you get a boner do you tuck it up into your waistband?
11. If yes, is that up-and-tuck harder to do in jeans?

12. Have you ever thought about putting your dick on something that belongs to your enemy to be like, “Fuck you”?
13. How hard is it to aim into the toilet?
14. Why do you leave the seat up?
15. How liberating is it to be able to pee wherever you want?
16. Do you ever take pictures of your own dick just to see what it looks like on camera?
17. When you send a dick pic do you take multiple shots to get the right angle/picture?

18. If you’re not interested in someone will you string them along just to get laid?
19. Do you actually abide by the three-day texting rule after a date?
20. When texting, do you analyze what you’re going to say or just go for it?
21. When you say you’re “emotionally damaged” are you actually or do you just not like the person you’re seeing enough?

22. If you shave your face does the hair grow back thicker?
23. How do you know what’s ~en vogue~ for your hair down there?
24. If you shave down there, is it hard to shave around everything?
25. Do you and your friends compare sizes?
26. Have you ever masturbated into a sock?

27. How bad is it REALLY to get hit in the balls?
28. If you could compare the pain to something, what would you compare it to?
29. Do you show texts from people you like to your friends to get advice?
30. When showing pictures of people you like to your friends, do you try and find the best possible picture or just use whatever you find first?
31. Will you wait to text someone to play hard to get?
32. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHAT YOU’RE THINKING?

Feel free fellas to enlighten us ladies in the comments below.

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4 replies on “32 Questions Women Need Answered About Men”

1. no dabbing, just flip it around a bit 2, 3, and 4. no 5. things stick to things/get pinched/etc. 6. 9 times out of 10 7. approve 8. disapprove 9-12. nope 13. normally it’s not, but sometimes you get a split stream 14. because I took the time to lift it 15. very 16-19. nah 20.lol, ANALyze 21. roughly translated this means, “I’ve dealt with some crazy chicks in the past, so if I fuck up, blame it on them” 22 & 23. no 24. lol, right… 25. no 26. yes (who hasn’t) 27/28. impalement, with throbbing 29. yes 30. pick out a nice one 31. sometimes 32. logic.

Blimey – 1 – shake it, 234 – nope, 5 rarely, 6 depends, can go a week or so, then has a fruity fad when twice a day for a week, 7 Handjobs by women are crap, they just pull the shit outta ya, 8,9,10,11 no, 12 ha ha yeah!, 13 not very, 14 I dont, 15, just natural , 16 – 21 nope , 22, nope, 23 – Couldn’t give a toss, 24-26 nope, 27 – very bad,want to throw up, gut creases, nay a good feeling, 28 – same answer as before, 29-31 nope, 32 cos im a bloke

1. Rarely, just shake. Yes. 2. No. 3. As a child. 4. Could be but I’ve never wanted to touch another man’s penis, let alone with mine. 5. To fix being uncomfortable. 6. Rarely. 7. Never cared for them. 8. I’m sure I’ve done it in front of a mirror or girlfriend a couple times in my life for a laugh. 9. No. 10. If necessary. Some shorts, etc. don’t conceal boners well otherwise. 11. If they’re tight jeans, yes. 12. No. 13. Not at all. 14. I don’t, ask any woman I’ve lived with. 15. Not enough that I’ve contemplated it enough to call it liberating. 16. Nope. 17. Never took one. 18-19. No. 20. I generally over-analyze things. 21. Actually. 22. That’s just a myth, so no. 23. That question made me cringe. En vogue down there? Really? I just shave the damn thing, I don’t google around for the latest in pubic fashion. Who the fuck does? 24. Yes. 25. No. 26. Yes. 27-28. I’d compare it to taking an uppercut from a much larger man right up under the sternum. 29. No. 30. Not a picture-sharing enthusiast. 31. No. 32. Most of the time, all you have to do is ask. But if I don’t feel like sharing, the more you pry, the more you can fuck right off.

I’m glad that my honey and I feel comfortable enough that I’ve had most of these questions answered by him.
Thanks for giving a hand too, guys 🙂

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