1. My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her.



3. Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back.


5. I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole.

6. I’ve Heard Of “Painting Yourself Into A Corner” But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don’t Even Know.



8. The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG.

9. My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given.

10. I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means.

11. My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book.

12. My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said “Oh Oy Oh” On Them… I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down.

13. When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally.

14. My Wife Using An Outlet.

15. My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm.


17. My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards.

18. My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea.

19. Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For.

20. My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts.

21. Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music.

22. My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car.

23. My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says “The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck”.

24. Found This On My Girlfriend’s Butt.

25. My Friend’s Wife Doesn’t Understand Perspective.

26. Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”.

27. My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique.

28. Girlfriend Said “The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking”. Took Me A Minute To Decipher.

29. Here’s How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla.

30. GF Asks About That “Aids In Space” Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me.

31. Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen.

32. I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His “Eye Drops” We’re Burning His Eyes.

33. My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer.

34. My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon.

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