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4 Of The Most Dangerous World Records That Actually Exist

There is pretty much a world record for just about anything you can come up with, from biggest pizza ever baked to the world’s biggest mouth. Because of this, people are more and more willing to break a record that seems unbeatable, which leads to some pretty f*cking dangerous records being attempted. Take a look at what we think are the four most dangerous world records ever set:

Heaviest Car Balanced on Head

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Balancing something like a small book on your head and walking around can help improve your posture, according to movies and TV shows. We have to then assume that Englishmen John Evans has better posture than literally every single beauty pageant contestant in the United States combined, because the man balanced an entire f***ing car on his head. A CAR! He managed to hold a 352 pound Mini on his head for 33 seconds, and is willing to offer anyone 1,000 pounds to top his record. Evans is 6 foot, 6 inches tall, weighs 343 pounds, and has a 24 inch neck, so it’s probably his crazy neck strength that stops the car from completely snapping his head off. Still, he only uses a folded towel to pad his head, and if the car tipped over in ANY direction, it could completely crush him. SO NEXT TIME YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR ELOCUTION LESSONS, THINK ABOUT THAT, TIMOTHY! UNTIL YOU CAN BALANCE A CAR ON YOUR HEAD THERE WILL BE NO TEA FOR YOU!

Most Lighted Fireworks Strapped to the Body

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We all know that strapping fireworks to one’s body usually ends in death or a trip to the hospital, but that didn’t stop Todd DeFazio from strapping 15 bottle rockets and roman candles to his body and lighting them all at once on the 6th of July in 2010. He didn’t suffer any burns or lost appendages, but he did lose the respect of Americans everywhere for not doing this little stunt 2 DAYS BEFORE ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY YOU WORTHLESS REDCOAT!

Most Live Rattlesnakes Held in Mouth

Jackie Bibby is the kind of name you hear and think, “Hmm, I bet he’s the type of guy who would hold the world record for having the most amount of live rattlesnakes in his mouth.” And you’d be right — Jackie Bibby DOES hold that record, having held 11 live rattlesnakes in his mouth at once in 2009, as you can see in the video above. He managed to hold them in their for 10 seconds and ran away without being bitten, and I’m sure the rattlesnakes are equally as happy that Bibby didn’t use his teeth, either. (IT’S ALWAYS AN ACCIDENT WHEN TEETH HAPPENS, OKAY?!)

Largest Airplane Ever Eaten

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“I could eat that,” said the guy who ate a Cessna 150 in the 1990s. That’s right, a man named Michael Lotito had the ability to chew and digest pretty much anything, so he decided to eat an entire small plane over the course of two years. An ENTIRE F***ING PLANE! Born with a stomach lining twice as thick as the average person’s, Lotito started eating light bulbs, razor-blades, and glass bottles in his earlier years, but apparently saw a plane one day and decided, “Huh, I think I’d like to chew and swallow that thing.” He broke the plane up with a sledgehammer, acetylene torch, and bolt cutter, and bit most of the glass parts directly off the Cessna 150. And yes, Lotito “passed” the plane the way we all “pass” our food, meaning he not only ate an entire plane, he pooped an entire plane. Lotito died of natural causes at the age of 57, with nubs for teeth and god knows what for an a**hole.

4 Of The Most Dangerous World Records That Actually Exist

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