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40 FUNNY PORN TITLES THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY EXIST

The best thing about movies these days is that they are constantly rebooted and sequelled to absolute death. OK, that’s actually terrible, but it’s good news for the porn industry, which wasn’t nearly as prevalent even 20 years ago as it is now. As such, they have a buffet of both classic and modern movie titles to parody. Hell, even if they have been spoofed already, just say it’s a revamp of the old one and call it a day. That’s what we plan to do if by some absurd coincidence any of the following porn titles we made up actually exist. But we’re pretty sure they don’t (even though they totally should).

Squirtigo

Pump Friction

Tits & Assic Park

Captain Erotica: The Winter Boner

Forrest Dump…On My Chest
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The world will never be the same once you’ve seen it through the eyes of Forrest Dump.

F–k Club

American History XXX

Dicklash

Stand Behind Me

Glad He Ate Her (Out)
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“Are you not entertained!?”

Mount My Python and Hold the Rail

Hung Like The Elephant Man

Dial M for Muffdiver

2 Girls 1 Tin Cup

12 Horny Men
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Life is in their hands — sex is on their minds!

A Cock On Lips, Now

The 12-Inch Pianist

InFAPtion

Eternal Cumshot of the Hottest Kind

Sit On My Scarface
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“Say hello to my totally average-sized friend!”

How to Run a Train on Your Dragon

Panty Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade

The True Man Show

2001: A Space Hottie Three (Way)
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“I’m sorry, babes, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Grind Hogs Day

The Bone Identity

Ben-Hur? I Just Met Her

Pan’s Labia

Who Banged Rhonda’s Rad Tits?
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It’s the story of a man, a woman and a rabbit in a triangle of double…Ds, that is.

The Rear Hunter

No Man Holiday

V for Vagina

Dong Day Afternoon

The Sexth Sense
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“I see nude people.”

Strangers Bang on a Train

On the Bonerfront

Guess Who’s Cumming In Her

My Hairy Lady

Snatch
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Sorry, but some movies are already their funniest porn parody title.

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