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40 OF DUMBEST THINGS EVER SAID BY A CELEBRITY –

Britney Spears

1

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa”

Kanye West

2

“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.”

Paris Hilton

3

“No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.”

Shaquille O’Neal

4

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

Carl Everett

5

“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

Christina Aguilera

6

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Jaden Smith

7

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

Jessica Simpson

8

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

Brooke Shields

9

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life”

Justin Bieber

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When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

Kellie Pickler

11

“I thought Europe was a country.”

Mike Tyson

12

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian”

Kim Kardashian

13

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger

14

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, “No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Dalai Lama

15

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

Sienna Miller

16

“I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”

Bill O’reilly

17

“I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…”

Geraldo Rivera

18

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”

Craig T. Nelson

19

“I’ve been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.”

David Beckham

20

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“We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don’t know into which religion.”

Amanda Bynes

21

To Rihanna “Chris Brown Beat You Because You’re Not Pretty Enough”

Sylvester Stallone

22

“The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.”

Elizabeth Hurley

23

“I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

George Gobel

24

 



“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

Cameron Diaz

25

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Mitt Romney

26

“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”

Lena Dunham

27

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

Kelly Osbourne

28

“If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”

Madonna

29

“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.”

Dan Quayle

30

 




“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”

R Kelly

31

“All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”

Michelle Rodriguez

32

About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it’s so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It’s so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people’s superheroes. Make up your own. What’s up with that?”

Guy Ritchie

33




“It’s okay to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them.”

Paris Hilton

34

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

Ke$ha

35

“If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice—you will be more attracted to me.”

Will Smith

36

“If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don’t think there’s anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.”

Gwyneth Paltrow

37

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”

Jim Morrison

38



“I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just…in between.”

David Hasselhoff

39

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

Morrissey

40

“Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death.”

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