43 MILDLY AMUSING THINGS TO MILDLY AMUSE YOU

“At my local supermarket, the price of rum goes up as the naval ranking goes down.”

“This versatile lawn chair cup holder thing AKA Swiss Army Cupholder.”

literal packing peanuts

this trailer has rear and side doors

“My bandaid is the same exact color as my skin tone.”

“The church I work at has encapsulated the blood and body of Christ.”

“This sugar crystal we found in a jar of elderberry syrup we made.”

A squirrel used this boot to stock up over the winter

the wear from centuries of use.

jackets the same color scheme as the sign