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44-Year-Old Man With $100,000 Bionic Penis Has Finally Lost His Virginity Thanks To This Woman

Mohammad Abad goes by the name ‘Mo’, and at the age of 44-years-old Mo can finally say that he is no longer a virgin. He lost his penis at the age of 6 due to a gruesome automobile accident, but has been dreaming of hiznitting the skizzins since the age of 18. Back in 2012 Mo was fitted with a flesh-like bionic penis costing over $100,000 just before he got married. He waited until his wedding night to tell his new bride about his unusual situation, and while his wife was understanding at first their marriage fell apart and Mo was left single and still a virgin…until now.


It only took 26 years past the moment that he first dreamed of becoming Mayor of Poundtown, but thanks to the help of sex worker (and ‘sexual freedom activist’, whatever that is) Charlotte Rose, Mohammad Abad can finally put a stamp on his V-Card. After hearing about Mo’s story Charlotte Rose sought him out and said she wanted to help him in his quest to lose his virginity, a quest that ended with these two people getting to know each other on the biblical sense.

Here’s his story of getting with Charlotte Rose:

The Daily Mirror reports:

Mo explained: “I wanted someone who was willing to accept me the way I was.
“I’m a learner. I’ve got L plates. I didn’t want to go in all guns blazing and make an idiot of myself.”
The pair met for the first time in a central London hotel and spent a few days getting to know each other before they had sex.
A setback saw Mo’s bionic penis malfunction, with one side of the pump failing to inflate properly on the big night.
The pair were forced to delay the big moment.
Mo said: “It was frustrating, but I’d already waited 20 years, so one more day didn’t hurt.”
On the following evening, everything went smoothly. Mo says: “When Charlotte saw it for the first time, she was silent and I was a bit worried. But then she said: ‘It’s incredible’. It’s nice to hear a lady say that. After it was over, I lay there with a big smile on my face.”
Charlotte usually charges £160 an hour for her services but waived her fee for Mo.
“It was a real honour to be asked because your first time is a memory in your life you never forget,” she said.

So if I’m reading this correctly, and I think I am, it seems as if the sex worker known as Charlotte Rose is willing to bang virgins for free? She didn’t charge Mo, but I’m assuming that’s because she wanted the publicity, but then she went one step further and said it’s a ‘real honor’ to take someone’s virginity because that is an unforgettable memory.

That sounds to me like she’s willing to make special deals for virgins, so if any of you live in the UK and are virgins you might want to look up which brothel Charlotte Rose works at if you’re looking to strike a deal.



44-Year-Old Man With $100,000 Bionic Penis Has Finally Lost His Virginity Thanks To This Woman

2 replies on “44-Year-Old Man With $100,000 Bionic Penis Has Finally Lost His Virginity Thanks To This Woman”

can’t picture this without mentally adding the sound effects from the six million dollar man

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