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Get out those extra pair of socks and your dorky scarf-and-beanie combos, because two thirds of Australia is expected to freeze this weekend with the strongest cold front of the season on its way.

Get out those extra pair of socks and your dorky scarf-and-beanie combos, because two thirds of Australia is expected to freeze this weekend with the strongest cold front of the season on its way.

WeatherZone says that the cold front coming up from the Southern Ocean is bringing with it a mass of cold, polar air that will hit Adelaide on Saturday morning before moving into southern Queensland, NSW, Victoria and Tasmania on Sunday.

The front will also be felt across southern parts of the Northern Territory with Alice Springs preparing itself for its coldest four-day spell in three years.

You can also expect widespread showers from southern QLD to northern SA, with the heaviest falls in southeastern NSW and eastern Victoria. 50mm of rain is possible across those regions, while Sydney can expect just 10-20mm of rain.

You can do this.

Here are some tips to help you make it.

46 Ways To Survive The Antarctic Vortex Hitting Australia
1. Wear a beanie over the whole weekend, so as to maintain a good core temperature.
2. Quickly go to the store and get yourself some stock cubes.
3. Close all blinds, doors, windows, as if there is a ghost on its way.
4. Think warm thoughts.
5. Wear layers, like an onion.
6. Save money on heating by lighting a fire in a trash can.
7. Fill a bath halfway with really hot water. Sit in it. Let the warmth embrace the lower half of your vertical body. Then put the faucet back on at the pace of a slow, boiling hot trickle.
8. Wear socks.
9. Drink a lot of warm milk, then hibernate.
10. Bake something.
11. And then cook a large stew.

Strong offshore winds will be felt across NSW, making it seem three or four degrees cooler in parts of the state. While Sydney will reach a maximum of 15 degrees on Sunday, WeatherZone says it could feel more like 10 degrees with the added wind chill.

12. Wear a scarf at all times, constantly flaying it across your neck whilst proclaiming yourself “the lord of heat.”
13. Don’t go outside. Even if it’s sunny.
14. Or find somewhere with great heating and spend all day there.
15. Like, literally all day.
16. So, essentially, find a mall and camp out there. You might have to hide at night so the security guards don’t kick you out into the BLIZZARD but that’s OK. I believe in you.
17. Take up knitting, now.
18. And then speed-knit yourself something real nice and warm when it gets cold.
19. Or, like, call your grandparents and ask if they can knit something for you.
20. Don’t get out of bed. Ever.
46 Ways To Survive The Antarctic Vortex Hitting Australia
1. Wear a onesie.
22. And Ugg boots.
23. And build yourself a large, indestructible blanket fort.
24. Put your oven on the top temperature and leave it.
25. Do the same thing with your microwave.
26. Leave all your taps on with boiling water coming out, making your house into a real, easygoing sauna.
27. Soak a towel in boiling hot water and then wear it around your neck like a cape.
28. Eat only red foods.
29. Fill your bathtub with freshly cooked rice and then get in with the aforementioned rice.

30. Run around your house in circles. It’s OK, no one is watching.
31. Get sick. Then your body will heat up to try and kill the virus. Fun!
32. Get really, really drunk.
33. Put on all of your clothes. All of them.
34. Except shoes, you don’t have to do that.
35. Eat a curry.
36. Eat another curry.
37. Eat all the curry.
38. Have sex.
39. Even if that means having sex…with yourself.
40. Or, y’know, just hug someone.
41. Spoon ‘em.
42. Mull some motherfuckin’ wine.
43. Butter your rum and heat that shit up.
44. Masturbate all weekend.
45. Put all your pets into one room and stay there with them, enjoying your combined body heat.
46. Or, like, turn your heating on.

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