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I never understood how valuable my weekend was until until I held a full time job, lived on my own, and started paying my bills.

Those two days of glorious relaxation were the only time when weekday stress and duties didn’t carry over. Which is exactly why I’ve always spent my weekends (and continue to spend them) doing one thing:

Being lazy as FUCK.

Problem is, that lazy attitude also made me too lazy for other things… like working out. Showering. Basic human interaction.

Oh yeah, and sex.

Being lazy really got in the way of my sex life, until recently. I spent a full (lazy) weekend sitting on my computer, searching high and low to find the “easiest” sex positions for people who are just fucking lazy like me on any given Saturday.

I also tested them, too 🙂

Here’s the 5 best tried-and-tested lazy ass sex positions you need to try next time you can hardly move. They’re even Kama-Sutra approved.

1. Sit & Grind

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Technique:

Man sits, woman sits on top of him (cross-legged). But don’t have her start jumping up and down like you’re in some porno movie. You should be making slow, extended movements that allow you to really let the sensation “sink in.”

Lazy Meter:

1 – Quite possibly the least amount of movement one can make for an orgasm. Definitely the laziest position on this list.

2. The Lounger

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Technique:

Literally find a lounge chair, or any other armless bench-like piece of furniture. Man lays down. Woman straddles him backwards on top. Now all you have to do is get moving.

Lazy Meter:

3 – Requires some movement, mostly from woman on top.

3. Lying Leg Wrap

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Technique:

Woman should be laying on her side, man semi-elevated on his knees. Legs should be intertwined. Simple trick for optimal results: have your girl embrace your leg with her legs while deeply bending her back. Nice thing about this one is you can remain lying down. No need to move out of bed.

Lazy Meter:

2 – Both parties are going to have to move, but minimally. This definitely has more stretching than anything (at least for the girl).

4. Better From Behind

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Technique:

Woman should lie on her belly with a pillow elevating her pelvic region. You can either do this with her legs closed together (your legs straddling hers), or her legs open (your legs closed between hers).

Lazy Meter:

2 – Man is making most of the movements, but all of which are made lying down. Easy breezy.

5. Edging

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Technique:

Sit upright against some pillows or a pile of blankets, and dangle your knees over the edge of the bed. Then have your lady jump on top, and slowly grind in this position. Hands are perfectly positioned for ass-grabbing; face for nipple nibbling.

Lazy Meter:

3 – Mostly the female grinding here, but this is by far one of the best positions for a genuinely amazing female orgasm.

Still think these positions are too “difficult” for your lazy ass? Let me bring you back down to earth with 3 examples of the sex positions energetic people are trying…

Lay-Flat Seat

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Technique:

Trickery at it’s finest. He lays down (sounds easy). She sits down (sounds easy). But it’s somehow turned into a crazy sex position that’s not fucking easy at all.

Lazy Meter:

9 – Not happening, unless it’s someone’s birthday.

Spread [Standing] Eagle

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Technique:

An ambitious mix of standing, sex and balance.

Lazy Meter:

10 – You’ll sweat simply looking at it.

Wheelbarrow

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Technique:

Impossible combination of standing and holding a girl while she balances herself like a wheelbarrow.

Lazy Meter:

11 – Fuck this shit.

Lazy doesn’t have to equal a lackluster sex life! Spice up your sex by sharing this post with the lazy lover in your life.

 

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